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Refugee from the Bad Place. Generally sarcastic, sometimes amusing, occasionally serious, generally dull. Zero life plan. Love a Bourbon. Dark sense of humour. @maplefiltered over there

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Cheers all! Another day, another after-work ride out to a country pub for a pint 😁😁 Lovely weather tonight too!

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“You hear the alarm, but it’s not for you. The person you’re sharing a bed with gets up, and you take over the entire bed as you drift back to sleep.” - Me, trying to explain what happiness feels like.

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Just got to Alanis on the Glastonbury coverage. Fuck she's good. Definitely on a list of people to see. How has she never done it before, let alone didn't headline back in the day??

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Midnight. I have just remembered I haven't put my work gear in to be washed for the morning. That's me up for another hour+ then! More Glasto & Rum it is.

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Seriously guys. Can some of you just take a breather for a day or two. The workers are struggling to keep up with the daily repairs and we may need a new lathe

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Everything reminds me of him...

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Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

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You have hobbies. Well..I have bad habits.

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Might need to get home sharpish! Think it might rain, but it's just a hunch 😂

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I trusted you with my trauma. With my heart. I didn’t just let you in - I handed you the parts of me I usually keep hidden. The stories behind my silence. The pain behind my strength. I trusted you with the fragile things. The wounded parts.

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Gentle reminder that Jeff Bezos could spend a million dollars a day and not run out of money for 475 years. Anyway my point being you’re poor because you’re lazy and stupid now get back to work

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I’m old enough to remember when “tracking” wasn’t about data — it was fixing the lines on your VHS so the movie didn’t look haunted.

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A grey night at the pub! A bloody windy ride out there too!

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I remember sobbing at a rainy bus stop, wrestling a pram loaded with shopping, while breast feeding a screaming baby next to a bin. 'I'll never be alone again,' I cried. Later, putting my hand into the pram, the rush of joy as a tiny hand wrapped around my fingers. 'I'll never be alone again...'

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We have one job ppl 👏

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My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout. It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today. www.infinitebacon.com I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :) Thank you!

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i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there

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I don't want to make a guacamountain out of a guacamolehill

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Amazing thread, stick with it

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🤣

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My safe word is Combination

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A 33-year-old Democratic Socialist will become the next mayor of NYC and the worst, most corrupt people in the USA are losing their minds. God loves to see it.

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I said to my missis that to have peace in the home we need to leave our problems at the door And now I'm locked outside #FridayFuckology

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LOL

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Gonna change my name to Eeyore. It was raining on me and the sky looked like this.

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I like to think it works this way.

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If this post gets 1m likes I will legally change my name to Diarrhea

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Fully enjoying the new Powerglide I'm using for the first time. Now sliding through my fingers with ease and is hitting the balls beautifully. *New pool cue

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Just noticed how many Marvins are left. Those who know, know.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Cheers all! Another day, another after-work ride out to a country pub for a pint 😁😁 Lovely weather tonight too!

“You hear the alarm, but it’s not for you. The person you’re sharing a bed with gets up, and you take over the entire bed as you drift back to sleep.” - Me, trying to explain what happiness feels like.

Just got to Alanis on the Glastonbury coverage. Fuck she's good. Definitely on a list of people to see. How has she never done it before, let alone didn't headline back in the day??

Midnight. I have just remembered I haven't put my work gear in to be washed for the morning. That's me up for another hour+ then! More Glasto & Rum it is.

Seriously guys. Can some of you just take a breather for a day or two. The workers are struggling to keep up with the daily repairs and we may need a new lathe

Everything reminds me of him...

Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

You have hobbies. Well..I have bad habits.

Might need to get home sharpish! Think it might rain, but it's just a hunch 😂

I trusted you with my trauma. With my heart. I didn’t just let you in - I handed you the parts of me I usually keep hidden. The stories behind my silence. The pain behind my strength. I trusted you with the fragile things. The wounded parts.

Gentle reminder that Jeff Bezos could spend a million dollars a day and not run out of money for 475 years. Anyway my point being you’re poor because you’re lazy and stupid now get back to work

I’m old enough to remember when “tracking” wasn’t about data — it was fixing the lines on your VHS so the movie didn’t look haunted.

A grey night at the pub! A bloody windy ride out there too!

I remember sobbing at a rainy bus stop, wrestling a pram loaded with shopping, while breast feeding a screaming baby next to a bin. 'I'll never be alone again,' I cried. Later, putting my hand into the pram, the rush of joy as a tiny hand wrapped around my fingers. 'I'll never be alone again...'

We have one job ppl 👏

My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout. It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today. www.infinitebacon.com I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :) Thank you!

i hope the first one works because i just don’t think i can fit a second one in there

I don't want to make a guacamountain out of a guacamolehill

Amazing thread, stick with it

🤣

My safe word is Combination

A 33-year-old Democratic Socialist will become the next mayor of NYC and the worst, most corrupt people in the USA are losing their minds. God loves to see it.

I said to my missis that to have peace in the home we need to leave our problems at the door And now I'm locked outside #FridayFuckology

LOL

Gonna change my name to Eeyore. It was raining on me and the sky looked like this.

I like to think it works this way.

If this post gets 1m likes I will legally change my name to Diarrhea

Fully enjoying the new Powerglide I'm using for the first time. Now sliding through my fingers with ease and is hitting the balls beautifully. *New pool cue

Just noticed how many Marvins are left. Those who know, know.

Clearing out my old computer and found a photo I took of the worlds tallest cat in Mile End about 10 yrs ago.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

I did this video for TikTok. The ‘spin’ really made me laugh.