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grummash.bsky.social
Just a partnered 38yo in Maryland using the internet to flirt and lust over all the hot chubby men out there. If you reskeet anything of mine without asking (quoteskeeting is fine as long as you're adding something real), warning: you will be blocked.
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My hump would love to milk out every drop.
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What a lovely hump, Coach!
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People have the memory span of a gnat. And those are fucking Neurotypicals! Imagine how hard it is for us neurospicy folks!
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Here, lemme put it in my throat and I can tell you if it's fatter.
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Oh, I have quite a few places that would work perfectly as a shelf for that big ol belly. My lower back for starters! Or plop that sucker right on my face! Pretty Pleeeeeease?!
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My view as I look up from giving you some service!
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Yes you can! And keep trying to you do!
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You can erect in my construction zone anytime!
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Sure! We can practice how to pin each other!
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Fiiiiiine. Destroy the fantasy with reality.
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Phenomena. Doo-doo-dah-doo-doo. Phenomena. Doo-doo-dah-doo.
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Put it away? No. Put it in my throat? You know it!
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*stammering* hey
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You should sleep naked more often!
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Cuddle up tight and go back to sleep first. I would be in heaven with just that. Everything else would be icing on the cake.
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Top-down, tarps off (shirts off)???🙏
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Me, obviously. Putting my head on your tummy sounds like a pretty amazing proposition.
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Uh oh. I'm sorry to hear that. The loss of a friendship, whether or not it was a healthy one, is still a loss and leaves a void. Great big hugs for the Wusky.
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Disagree. The shirt perfectly fits.
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I'm ready for my diabetes diagnosis because I would eat that cake for hours!
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Being a resident of the city for more than 12 years, I can attest to how absolutely nutty people are about him here. Not only was he a hero on the field, he's also a part owner of the O's club. People's nostalgia is strong here in Charm City.
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Geee-yawwwwdamn, Katya! Get em, bish!
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Yeah so you need to do more nature photoshoots and let people know where they are happening (or sell tickets) so we can lust over you at a respectful distance in person.
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You are a Proud Barnaby Dad to all us queer folk. Great big hugs!
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People in Baltimore would be horrified that you classify him as a minor celebrity.
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Out here trying to get that nut.
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I'm nearly positive that there's gonna be a hell of a lot of bloodshed before we truly resolve it. I've been talking about it for years, but we are racing headlong towards a civil war. And if the current budget bill passes that has a section that the president doesn't have to follow court rulings...
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There's always been an undercurrent of oligarchs pushing policy. With the Supreme Court "Citizens United" ruling in 2010, corporations can now spend an unlimited amount of money on elections, not to mention lobbying rules. The wealthy have always been pulling the strings of US politics.
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Oh I don't nearly have that level of face credit. I can get loans, not grants.
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Ohhhhh myyyyyy!
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It's referring to the protests in the US tomorrow, called "No Kings Day", because the current administration is acting like a tyrannical and authoritarian government, with the orange man at the helm. They have broken the constitutional rights of people in just about every way.
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It's obvious. It's 6, all of them combined.
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"But I'm a subject matter expert on something else entirely and my opinion on THIS topic should carry just as much weight. Thank you." -US Cabinet Members
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Uggghhhh this game was hard af.
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*Sluuuuuuuuuuurp!*
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FatPapi's deep voice sure as shit opens mine!
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Caked up wusky is teasing again...🫠🥴
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Don't you dare lie and say that you didn't have some before he did... yeah yeah yeah "chefs have to taste their food at each stage"...
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I dunno, the garb looks pretty complete to me...
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Dat butt and the package bounce are out of this world!
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Hot damn, Coach! I'll eat that ass like groceries!
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As opposed to "tonsil tickler"? "Nacho nommer"? "Mexican food muncher"?
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Great big hugs. You got this.
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You caught me.
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Nope, I'm gonna have to get up close and feel around a lot to find the bulge!
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Well it is now!
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Well this is about to get expensive... hopefully, I don't get detained and deported to (?) by flying across the continent and going back and forth across the border so many times.