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Team Canada 🇨🇦. Anti-MAGA. Pro Commonsense. My sound system is louder than your belief system. Never 51.
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Trump's film tariff means no more movies made outside the USA. Goodbye, Oscar-worthy dramas. Hello, 24/7 loop of Burt Reynolds car chase scenes set to Kid Rock. My eyes and ears are already bleeding. 🇺🇸🎬 #TrumpTariffs #FilmIndustry #AmericanMade

Impressed with PM Mark Carney's firm stance in his meeting with Trump. Clear message: Canada is not for sale, and will NEVER become the 51st state. That's the kind of resolve we need. 🇨🇦 #Canada #MarkCarney #CanadaUS

So, Krispy Kreme's grand plan to become the official dessert of the Quarter Pounder has stalled. Shocker. You know what this means? More lukewarm apple pies for the masses. The revolution of the slightly stale glazed doughnut will have to wait. #KrispyKreme #McDonalds #AheadOfItsTime

BREAKING: Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro, former Fox News host, as top prosecutor in DC. Because who needs impartial justice when you can have prime-time theatrics in the courtroom? 🍿 #MAGAMeltdown #JusticeServedOld #OnlyTheBestPeople

WOOOO! What an OT thriller! After that nail-biter of a win against Vegas, consider me officially ON THE OILERS BANDWAGON! 🏒🥅 #Oilers #LetsGoOilers #NHL

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Alright, alright, settle down folks! The smoke has cleared, and we've got a new guy in the big white hat! Who is it? Will he rock the zucchetto? The suspense is thicker than fig jam! The world waits with bated breath to see who gets the keys to the Vatican wardrobe. Place your bets now! #Newpope

Seriously concerned by the renewed separatist chatter in Alberta. Breaking up Canada would be a disaster for everyone involved. Our strength lies in unity, not division. Let's focus on building a better future together within Canada, not tearing ourselves apart. #Canada #Alberta #UnityNotDivision

This US-UK trade deal smells fishy. Are we really celebrating tariff cuts that just restore the status quo after Trump's initial protectionist tantrum? Level playing field? More like a slightly less uneven one. Let's not pretend this is some groundbreaking victory. #TradeDeal #USUK

Still waiting for the day when any Republican calls out, loudly, and by name, Trump for warmongering in Greenland and Canada and Panama. Same people that would tuck and run from Afghanistan, Russia, and Iran instead bully friends to look tough without consequence. Weak asses

“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”

Donald Trump is isolating the United States of America.

Why does Alberta want to separate? This is what happens when you concentrate the most obtuse, bigoted, and traumatized in one place. Alberta has no sales tax, zero. A 1% sales tax would allow all Albertans to attend university for free, yet they champion the stupid.

The President of the United States doesn't know if it is his job to uphold the constitution. Checks notes, yup, he has sworn to do this twice. This is a people problem, not a process problem.

“…this morning, from a war zone half a world away, I was reading about your election. And for the first time in days, I exhaled. A small, almost invisible breath. Relief. And then came gratitude… You didn’t just choose kindness or experience… You chose not to flirt with fascism.” From Ukraine.

Hitler blamed the Jews for Germany’s problem claiming the held all the money by owning the banks & were less than human! Trump blames the immigrants so the dumb Maggots won’t blame the wealthy who are committing the real crime! Hoarding their wealth so they can buy super yachts!

Trump’s done the impossible: he’s managed to alienate every major English-speaking ally. UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand—burned bridges all around. At this point, his only fluent dialogue is with chaos. #Trump #Geopolitics

Thank you, Jagmeet Singh, for your principled leadership of the NDP. From securing dental care for kids to pushing hard for fairness during the pandemic, you proved how effective progressives can be. A strong voice for justice, compassion, and dignity—your impact will last. #cdnpoli

Poilievre toured the country yelling “Canada is broken!” Voters heard him loud and clear—and decided to fix it by breaking up with him. Turns out, division doesn’t win unity. Who knew? #cdnpoli #Elxn44

Canadians are sending a clear message: we reject Trump-style politics. We value decency, truth, and unity. Pierre Poilievre stood shoulder to shoulder with the convoy—people who harassed and intimidated members of his own community. That’s not leadership. That’s dangerous. Now, PP is unemployed. 🇨🇦

Canada as you vote, here is a reminder of who the Trump, Musk, Netanyahu and Modi ally Pierre Poilievre really is. #cdnpoli

Fellow Canadians: Our future is on the line. Voting is not optional — it’s the only way we can stop Pierre Poilievre’s dangerous agenda and keep Donald Trump’s chaos from spilling into our country. Make your voice heard. Vote for hope, for fairness, for Canada. #cdnpoli #Vote #FederalElection

Liberals - do not listen to any messaging that says "Liberals already have it in the bag so Liberal voters needn't bother voting". Disregard that stuff, it is a voter suppression technique. Tomorrow get out and vote come hell or high water. #cdnpoli

#Trump approval rating is the lowest in THE HISTORY of the presidency after the first 100 days.

There is no longer any question about who Donald Trump serves. The fact that America is siding with the aggressor is the new normal.

JD Vance murdered the Pope.

You saw the video of the ICE agent breaking a car window near the border, right? He wasn’t an ICE agent. He’s the founder of Veterans on Patrol, a FAR-RIGHT MILITIA patrolling the border for migrants. They’re basically deputizing militias to act as federal agents. This is dangerously out of control

Where are the drugs coming from now, MAGA? www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Remember when Trump was supposed to release all the Epstien documents? How is that going?

Donald Trump is destroying, 1. Democracy 2. Culture & History 3. America's Reputation 4. Free Speech Facism is alive and well in the USA.

Be cool, bro! Me and Elon have got this.

Trump made a bad decision?! 😲

This is what happens when people speak up.

Retaliatory treaties on uninhabited islands. I wonder if that's what (dead) Lee Iacoca told him to do?

Lee Iacoca has been dead since 2019, yet came back to life today just to praise Trump's tariffs. #DementiaDonny

Democrats have tricked climate deniers into buying electric cars.

Shocking! Israel broke a ceasefire. Another deal brokered by Trump turns to coal. So much winning.

To those who feel that Canada Post should turn a profit. Do you feel that the Canadian Armed Forces should turn a profit?

Life is pretty good when you're only buying Canadian.

And the winner for "Quote most far from reality" goes to... Putin for this gem. The root cause of the crisis is you!

If you're a Canadian advocating for Canada to become the 51st State. 1. Unfortunately, if you're old and/or uneducated, America doesn't want you. Trump wants our natural resources and would designate us as a territory. Territories have no voting representation in US Congress 2. Go fuck yourself.

The assault on education in America shifts into full-gear. Keep'em dumb and controllable.