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The fact that I know folks who are very aware of how bad Trump is and still hope that he won’t be as bad as Biden speaks volume to just how catastrophic the Biden administration has been for us. Tbc I think they’re very likely wrong, but I can’t blame them for thinking that.

realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

I know I'm too terminally online because I am CACKLING at this

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

Haha oops

Breaking: Amnesty International officially accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza (finally) www.amnesty.org/en/latest/ne...

Hissing "get out we're Jewish" at the first Christmas beetle of the season.

My therapist is retiring and he had to hide his amusement when I said "Well that's one more that I've outlived."

Are you straight or are you desperately trying to explain to your family how funny the holding space comment in the Wicked interview is?

(The reason you may be lashing out is because the Democrats did accurately identify the threat of fascism but are now acting in a way that is wholly insufficient to deal with it)

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

What is the lore accurate reason for WotC knowing the future back when creating the Kamigawa set? #mtg

This video from Bourdain spoke to me this morning because I really do just want people to see Palestinians as full and complete people because then I know they’ll fight for them too.

Deeply upset that the Emily in Paris S4E6 scene of Sylvie Grateau exasperatingly throwing on her shawl and asking "Do I look like the kind of person who cooks a turkey?" isn't on my MS Teams gif board, this is not the America I wish to save.

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

*approaches lesbian couple* So.... Which one of you is Cait and which one of you is Vi?

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

some ppl workout to look good I workout to be healthy to maximize my chances of outliving an evil blue and white state and a weird south african billionaire

The youngest Jewish senator voted to block weapons to Israel. Not saying it's more than it is but that means something to me.

The International Criminal Court has announced that it is issuing international arrest warrants for Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former Defence Minister Yoav Gallant, alleging war crimes.

Ngl Bojack Horseman cured my suicidal ideation with this scene alone. BoJack: "Well, what are you gonna do? Life's a bitch then you die right?" Diane: "Sometimes. Sometimes life's a bitch then you keep living. But it's a nice night, huh?" BoJack: "Yeah. This is nice."

Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky

"Bluesky banned me for my free speech"

Me irl