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They/Them. The Carmelo Anthony of speaking French. Breath Mints for life. "No thanks, I already play a video game"
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I know this sort of thing is infuriating but this guy didn’t deserve to get fired any more than his coworkers did. Republicans build their platform on deceiving people.

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One time my friend Dan and I were riffing on the idea of No Fear Shakespeare but for other famous novels, and he changed this quote to “I’m Ishmael”, thereby fucking ruining the entire book.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing “academic jargon is elitist” discourse on my timeline again. What anti intellectuals don’t understand is that there’s nothing cooler than getting in an argument and pulling out the word “ostensibly” on someone.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Wow I can’t believe Harrison Ford said Free Palestine at the game awards and then Todd Howard ripped his head off

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Breloom is a top 5 Pokémon all time for me and has been since I was a kid, so this recent news is a big win for me.

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

What would you guys do if Pokémon were real? Personally I would be involved with the mob and also cheating on my wife

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

How is it, then, with the whale?

submitted 96 days ago • 6 comments

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it

submitted 97 days ago • 11 comments

ten minutes to behead a sperm whale?

submitted 98 days ago • 8 comments

Around this time every year, I share a list of ways to support Native people. From supporting Indigenous people seeking abortion care to defending Native voting rights and keeping Native families together, here are some causes worth supporting. 🧵

submitted 101 days ago • 138 comments

Thinking about becoming a real Jennifer Lawrence guy

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about getting really into fruit

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about becoming virulently anti-astrology.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

In the club, straight up “Sorkin’ it”. And by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say, my social network.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Got a sub 30:00 for the first time today. Is anyone else speedrunning this? www.pkmnquiz.com

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Ella and Ellen would like to send these loving words and special thanks gofund.me/a2877172

submitted 108 days ago • 15 comments

There’s a scene in The Social Network where Justin Timberlake tells Mark Zuckerberg to get business cards that say “I’m CEO, bitch” and then he actually gets them and it’s shown to be really unfunny and juvenile and I think that’s Elon Musk’s entire fucking life.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

*In front of a mirror* You’re telling me a FAMILY made this tofu? You’re tell-you’re telling ME a family made this tofu? You’re telling me a family MADE this tofu? *my wife knocks at the door* honey I think we need to talk *I do finger guns at the mirror* it’s showtime folks

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Listen buddy, I’m sure you think that was very clever, but the point is to try to *untie* the knot. Cutting it in half sorta defeats the purpose of the exercise. With an attitude like that I don’t think I can support the idea of you ruling all of Asia.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

tinkaton’s smithy (2022)

submitted 113 days ago • 84 comments

this interlude was over

submitted 114 days ago • 2 comments

Wow! Feeling an immense amount of grief this morning

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In French they don’t say “fuck you” they say “je m’en fous de ta gueule” and no one really knows why

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote a very deep poem. You know it is deep because I took a picture of it instead of just typing it on the computer. #resist

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments