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guccinoko.bsky.social
They/Them. The Carmelo Anthony of speaking French. Breath Mints for life. "No thanks, I already play a video game"
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So brave of Adrien Brody to condemn “hate”. I was worried he was gonna talk about how hate fucking rules.
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Happy birthday!
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The agreement they sent out to government employees has a section requiring us to waive all legal recourse against them, including access to union representation. They were always going to do this.
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Cringe
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Ruth Gader-Binsburg
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I’m not trying to call you out or anything, but you should look at the rest of what he said as well.
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People keep trying to rehabilitate the Iraq War it drives me fucking crazy
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Looking out for the next one of my faves that’s gonna become a shibboleth for a based cause. Perhaps an enterprising young man with an affinity for Quagsire wants to target an oil pipeline?
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You get the reward, you just have to wait until the guy gets indicted, or maybe convicted? And also you have to get “nominated”. No you can’t nominate yourself, we do that. And we might not. And also we decide how much of the reward to give you depending on how useful we think you were.
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Fast fish and loose fish is the greatest chapter in any book written in the modern English language I swear to fucking god
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I came here to hunt whales and chew gum. And I’m all out of gum.
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It’s meeeeeee
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This chapter is great. Ishmael and his shipmates spend it collecting “sperm” from the whale’s head and he experiences some weird euphoria where he’s like “guys, why can’t we just hug each other? Come here!”
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“And then Starbuck said ‘He’s right behind me, isn’t he?’”
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Ishmael is just squeezing out the sperm with his bros
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When you learn that the redditor goes on crumpleshart
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Nice
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What are you cooking
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Never go outside
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Funniest chapter in the book. This is the chapter I always talk about when I try to explain to people that Moby Dick is good
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NNNNNGGGGGGmmmflorp
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Warm onion
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Leafs were not meant to be blown. This is unnatural and barbaric
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1. Barboach 2. Barboach 3. Barboach 4. Barboach 5. Barboach 6. Barboach 7. Barboach 8. Barboach 9. Barboach 10. Barboach
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