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Tony Hawk's Amateur Skater

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

We need to bring back game shows where if you lose, the floor opens out from under you, swallowing you, and taking you into pitch black darkness never to be seen again.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

On the outside im very happy but in the inside im a skeleton

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Study: Depression Most Common In Individuals Who Look In Mirror Smiling But Reflection Sad theonion.com/study-d...

submitted 6 days ago • 28 comments

I want a friend with benefits but the benefit is they give me $34,000 and then leave me alone

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

cant believe gay people were invented today that's so cool

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Time is relative, and baby, she's my drunk aunt.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, kids, you can do anything if you set your mind to it. Like cocaine.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

They grew up. They're Backstreet Men now.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going places. And by places, I mean the grocery store.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

The Heist 🗣️: @voicesbyzane.bsky.social

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Drank too much holy water, now I'm the new pope.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I love fighters that nust do like backflips and other wild tricks in the middle of a fight because there's almost always 0 reason for it besides being a little shit to your opponent.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

submitted 33 days ago • 447 comments

the world's not ready for a Chicagope

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 6 comments

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

submitted 38 days ago • 143 comments

soup

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Put noodles in my cocktail call it Penne Colada

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

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i gotta hand it to him, Garfield was 100% right about Mondays, even tho we don't see eye to eye on Israel/Palestine

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

for sale: poop, never smoked

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

Old and Queer: The 2 Flavors of Librarian

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

leaving these out for jesus tonight

submitted 51 days ago • 39 comments

conservatives are gathered today on Good Friday to celebrate that special day, 2000 years ago, when the state legally executed a leftist

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

I hate morals. I just wanna stab people. But I can't. Because morals. Please fix in the next patch

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams