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Politics aside, if everyone started calling trump "daddy," would he be mad or into it?

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

dad (looking out the window at the apocalypse): really comin down out there

submitted 19 hours ago • 9 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 52 comments

Tony Hawk's Amateur Skater

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

We need to bring back game shows where if you lose, the floor opens out from under you, swallowing you, and taking you into pitch black darkness never to be seen again.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

On the outside im very happy but in the inside im a skeleton

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Study: Depression Most Common In Individuals Who Look In Mirror Smiling But Reflection Sad theonion.com/study-d...

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

I want a friend with benefits but the benefit is they give me $34,000 and then leave me alone

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

cant believe gay people were invented today that's so cool

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Time is relative, and baby, she's my drunk aunt.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Remember, kids, you can do anything if you set your mind to it. Like cocaine.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

They grew up. They're Backstreet Men now.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going places. And by places, I mean the grocery store.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

The Heist 🗣️: @voicesbyzane.bsky.social

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Drank too much holy water, now I'm the new pope.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I love fighters that nust do like backflips and other wild tricks in the middle of a fight because there's almost always 0 reason for it besides being a little shit to your opponent.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

submitted 38 days ago • 445 comments

the world's not ready for a Chicagope

submitted 38 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 6 comments

new gender neutral greeting just dropped

submitted 43 days ago • 143 comments

soup

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Put noodles in my cocktail call it Penne Colada

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i gotta hand it to him, Garfield was 100% right about Mondays, even tho we don't see eye to eye on Israel/Palestine

submitted 48 days ago • 11 comments

for sale: poop, never smoked

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

Old and Queer: The 2 Flavors of Librarian

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

leaving these out for jesus tonight

submitted 57 days ago • 39 comments

conservatives are gathered today on Good Friday to celebrate that special day, 2000 years ago, when the state legally executed a leftist

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

I hate morals. I just wanna stab people. But I can't. Because morals. Please fix in the next patch

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

submitted 62 days ago • 123 comments