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guidetobirds.bsky.social
guidetobirds on twitter, thegoalie on bandcamp, i have several email addresses as well
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my beloved backyard birds sure do be shitting on my car

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

this google form is trying to bury me but it doesn’t know that i am seeds

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“LUKE. YOU SWITCHED ON ‘DUK KOO KIM’ AGAIN. WHAT’S WRONG” “NOTHING… I’M ALRIGHT”

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NEW: Workers at The Union for Contemporary Art publicly announced their union and demanded voluntary recognition. On the same day, management egregiously fired five longtime staffers. Workers have filed a retaliation charge and are moving to an NLRB election. newsguild.org/a-supermajor...

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we have a fantastic story by Keely Curttright @plaintivecuckoo.bsky.social !! it's about a woman who is being stalked by a hawk while she makes dinner for her neighbors. this reads to me like one of those great, classic, 5,000 word New Yorker stories -- so good :) xraylitmag.com/hunting-gath...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

what if a guy got ratatouilled but like by a normal rat

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me logging into a new gmail account for the first time: “god i can’t WRITE with all this predictive text and autocomplete stuff turned on” me replying to an email fifteen minutes later: “Thanj you for puvlicly suppirting the yunion”

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Omaha art center fires 5 in 'restructuring'; workers say it's retaliation for union talks

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day zero of starting a labor union at my workplace and i would appreciate signatures on this statement of support from all my bluesky friends bit.ly/m/unionunion

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

mls lady just said “first 45 in the blerps”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

halftime thoughts makhanya keeps running halfway up the pitch to win the ball and then stopping. the space is behind him gazdag is wasted on the right wing of a 4-4-2 Frankie Westfield is a great name for a fullback we’re building up with two DMs instead of one but otherwise idk. looks the same

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

i guess that’s why makhanya wasn’t playing lol #doop

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i love when a soccer player slips on the wet grass and the commentator says it was a “lack of confidence”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

it’s really helpful for research if you already know a bit about the topic. like, before i built my first PC, this would’ve scared me. i’d be in my office right now with a fire extinguisher! but now i know what the bees are for

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

the chris walla Tape Loops album... heavenly

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

filing away "a lack of 'functionality'" in my mind cabinet

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

need to change my profile pic because kraus the cat has been so bad this month

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Only single people are posting today bc couples are spinning in fields together

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

civ vi “the Judge from blood meridian” DLC

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

today microsoft excel tried to make me turn on something called “Connected Experiences” in order to save a spreadsheet as a pdf. what are we doing here

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

One incompletion, minus-4 rushing yards, and a quarterback rating of 39.6 — statistically, Kenny Pickett’s Super Bowl LIX performance was one of the worst in football history. Fortunately,

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

New short story in The End Magazine! I love writing and being alive!

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BBC tested a bunch of chatbots used as news source: - 51% have issues with answers - 19% fabricate fake statistics / info - 13% fabricate fake quotes or alter them This is exactly what you expect from a random word blender being used as a source of information. www.bbc.co.uk/aboutthebbc/...

submitted 20 days ago • 20 comments

THEY’RE CLIMBING THE POLES IN TOKYO GO BIRDS🦅🦅🦅

submitted 21 days ago • 114 comments

wait who is that guy. the guy dressed like a clown. what is his role on the eagles

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

wentz showing up dressed like the damn riddler

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

adobe acrobat is the worst program created by god or man

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

let’s see em

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

sorry for timesposting but. it could what

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

probably feels so strange to have this in the chamber rn. “unfortunately, right after i stopped writing this biography, my subject declared himself god-king of the world”

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment