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Advanced librocubicularist, Amateur cruciverbalist, Aspirational polyglot, B.S. in BS (and Geography) Pronouns: he/y’all
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@realhopejahren.bsky.social I started Lab Girl today. Thank you for writing it. I promise to review it on both @fableapp.bsky.social and @thestorygraph.com when I finish.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you support this, you’re an awful human being

submitted 1 day ago • 235 comments

“We had to erase trans people or we couldn’t get our federal funding” Fuck the federal funding. You fight, you sue, you do not become complicit in our mass erasure. We are all in this together, and we all go down together. I will not allow us to be jettisoned or erased.

submitted 2 days ago • 154 comments

That unfortunate moment when you turn out the light to go to sleep, only to have your brain crank up the mental jukebox and play the bridge from Peter Cetera’s ‘Glory of Love.’ So…I guess I’m awake for a little while longer.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Jenny Wiley State Resort Park in Prestonsburg is open and has rooms available for Kentuckians who have had to evacuate their homes due to flooding. Please use caution while traveling, but know our Kentucky State Parks team is there for those in need.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Y’all, it’s been raining for hours here in Kentucky and it’s supposed to rain several more. I know there’s a lot of shit going on in the world, but spare a moment to at least think of those who are losing/going to lose a lot (or everything) in this storm. Also, my wife has had the flu all week.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument. (Scroll down.)

submitted 10 days ago • 519 comments

My stripper song is vintage 90s car alarm.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

submitted 11 days ago • 309 comments

Racism is the name of the family dog. it's old as fuck and needs to be euthanized but we keep feeding it scraps under the table and feeling bad about it. "it's gonna die any day now", we tell ourselves but in reality Racism has sold its soul to the devil & will live in our homes forever: a memoir.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

When I’m elected mayor, the first thing I’ll do is return recycling pickup to every week instead of an impossible-to-remember ‘this week or next week’ every other week schedule. Second, I’ll be removing speed humps from all areas. Follow me for more election promises.

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

In the 20th century, they were known as "concentration camps." Now, they are simply called "housing." Doesn't that sound so much more humane? Voila, problem solved!

submitted 23 days ago • 1098 comments

I love the sentiment of this. I can’t verify it as my Arabic skills are basically nonexistent, but even so, I’d like to believe that’s what it says/means.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. I feel like Mike Heck and I would definitely be great in therapy, together, bonding over the same outlook on life.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Ran (or should I say “ran”) the @joecreasonparkrun.bsky.social today. I’m pretty sure that’s not what is meant by ‘Couch-to-5k.’ But, I finished and maybe I’ll get back into the habit a little and do better next week. If you’re around, let me know and we can “run” together next week!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Is any senator, member of Congress, or really anyone in a position of any actual power or authority, going to step up and express outrage with an actual plan to DO SOMETHING? These dipshit social media posts being like “Things are bad and illegal! 🥴” are about to make my head explode

submitted 23 days ago • 475 comments

So, my first response to the ‘remove your pronouns from your email would be to just continue on sending email with pronouns, just to see. Because frankly, I don’t think ANYONE looks closely at email signatures. My second response would be ‘No. Make me.’ Because how’s that enforced?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,322 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

We say that people don't notice constitutional regime collapse because it comes on too slowly but I'm not sure how much faster it could be happening; we are literally at concentration camps on day 9.

submitted 25 days ago • 330 comments

#LunarOwls take their 4th straight and remain undefeated as #Vinyl is too late with their run. #Unrivaled

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

#LunarOwls lead #Vinyl at the half. 3v3 forces you to play both ends at 100%. If you don’t, you will be exposed. Both teams are learning this the hard way tonight, but HootieHoo is making better shot selection. #Unrivaled

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

There are entire swaths of the country that never conceded the Civil War. One side declared victory and went home, and the rest of them passed the fight down through generations, and have finally gained an upper hand.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment