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The Jon half of the System Mastery podcasts. Pillowy soft marshmallow boy. Bring me a book about ghosts. he/him
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Scientists have finally synthesized an unstable isotope of Blink 183.

Getting real mixed messages from this cartoon about stopping internet porn addiction that has a bunch of animated titties bouncing around

Reskeet with the first album you bought with your own money Same hat

You ever find out your dad is a nazi sympathizer and then suddenly have to move out? Well that's how my day has gone! So, if you want to help me survive in the interim, please donate or share this fundraiser with a friend. All money will go towards staying fed and housed. gofund.me/3d597a0c

It's my birthday and it would be soooooo nice if you backed this

Happy Valentine's Day! We got you...this. Sorry.

Schedule change! Tune in at 2:30pm EST for Fiona and Prequel!

Soon, I will sigh heavy enough that my soul will be released and I will finally know peace

"You will fall, but you are not The End." Join us for a very special #PrequelRPG livestream happening on the @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social Twitch channel! Check out Prequel via our affliate link > www.kickstarter.com/projects/355... 📆Mon 10th Feb 🕢8:30pm GMT/2:30pm CST 💻 twitch.tv/oneshotrpg #rpg

Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time

Hunky Dr. Dolittle vs. the religious fanatics

This movie really put me in the mood to see Morbius in theaters. They should really release that again.

Bought The Mind and to absolutely nobody's surprise, Jef and I won it first try

Hey folks, The holidays have been tough. My spouse was laid off right before Christmas. Our household was pretty dependent on their income. To make ends meet, I'm running some games for pay over on @startplaying.bsky.social it's mostly things I can handle with my production and writing schedules.

What if Animal House was boring and nothing happened?

Wait, I can explain

A little roasting for your Thanksgiving holiday

We have fun here @oneshotnetwork.bsky.social

Found this display at the Mysterious Galaxy bookstore @mystgalaxybooks.bsky.social. So nice to see our stuff on local shelves. Always a thrill!

Love getting on a new medication and reading the little information pamphlet it comes with and the thing is straight up like "We actually have no idea what this does or how but it works so..."

If you followed us from a list and don't know what we do, we make a silly podcast where we review old RPG core books. We also write fun RPG books like this monster compendium for 5e where it uses a flipbook format to generate 125,000 potential monsters. a.co/d/f5ejefv

The film that has nothing for anyone

Prejudice against improv actors is called Yesandry

Prejudice against improv actors is called Yesandry

I love that I live in a house where I can have a long conversation about intentionality in game mechanic design for the creation of specific narratives. Just makes me happy

Recording tonight and that despair creeps in telling me "This isn't important" but then I remembered I spent all day consuming entertainment to cope and I figure I can at least give that to other people.

Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline: 📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too) 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860 🏳️‍🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386 Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.

Instead of worrying about election stuff, listen to us torture ourselves with various soda flavored "food" in a free episode for the masses

On the way back from voting it was so hard to not stop and buy a whole ass box of donuts and stress eat the rest of the day

We forced @taylordotbiz.bsky.social to watch a movie that by all rights shouldn't exist www.patreon.com/posts/115182...

Happy Halloween!

A COVID slasher that tests negative for horror

Heroes, tonight is the final event in OneShotOberfest! Please join @wairpodcast.bsky.social as she hosts @oneshotrpg.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social @systemmastery.bsky.social and @shaghik.bsky.social in TTRPG Pub Trivia! Join them at 7pm EST at twitch.tv/oneshotrpg!

Lil mama let me whisper in your ear, tell you something spooky that you don't want to hear systemmasterypodcast.com/2024/10/29/h...

Sometimes this franchise gets it right

Which joke do you like better: "Little Horror on the Prairie" or "Little House on the Scary"?

If you cum in laser tag, you cum in real life

That's my purse! I don't know you!

Ran a quick session of The Ungame today and it ruled so much. I'm so glad I got to share this weird game from my childhood with other people.