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gurtsherm.bsky.social
Pseudoprofessional musician, I write about sports, U of Ga c/o 2017 Durham, NC Not straight, also use your manners with my trans homies
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i almost posted "hell yeah i have half a cuban in the fridge" and then i realized that including the word 'sandwich' after 'cuban' makes things a lot more normal

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

friends i am pleased to announce that this week i went on my first baseball date that did not end in disaster since i was a teenager

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

I Feel Like A Million Bucks An NBA roster in Wisconsin with 666,666.666 times too many players on the team

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

i love this critter look at her big dumb head

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

Alright...I finally feel it. You live 10 out of your 12 adult years in one city of about 130,000 people and you see the same faces over and over, often with a smile. I am missing my Athens, Georgia people. Every text, every like of an instagram thing, every picture from last week's AthFest.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Gosh diggily darn it. I made a very bold prediction about something in my family life this week and,,,,,,,, I have not hated being right to this extent in a long time. Nothing crazy, I'll be fine. But I predicted a multi-car pileup on the proverbial highway of relationships and I was correct.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I LOVE MY CAT ANYBODY ORDER AN ARMFUL OF TOE BEANS

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

I understand a lot of this comes from how much I have always hated my body, but I don't know how people just chill in their underwear at home. I require two layers. It's like not physically comfortable to just hang out in my boxer briefs. Am I insane?

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

Hell yeah bröther on July 4 I drop somebody off at the airport and then work for ten hours 🤢

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

@ guy i grew up with just sign your fucking divorce papers man, you're holding someone hostage

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Pickles The Cat and I are watching Flight Of The Conchords. I am awaiting potentially life-changing news. I am wearing a Kurt Vile t-shirt. There is a stain on the knee of my favorite jeans. My feet don't smell great. My back feels great, my ankles hurt. I am alive. I'm here.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

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hot DAMN today's been a wreck. i'm good, stuff outta my control. just wish the day had stopped increasing difficulty level before 9:00 p.m. and we ain't outta the woods yet, folks. why are people mean for no real reason?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

i did it all for tanooki

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

sometimes i forget that i can do the four string shit that made me money

submitted 16 hours ago • 4 comments

where is special sauce, #7?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

69th like on the Hawks drafting a Dawg gimme a Peabody for the double tap

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

He has blocked me on all his socials. His final remaining brain cell remembers what he did to me, what he took from me, the pain he caused my friends, the fact that he's come out of overdoses that killed people he gave the drugs to. If I ever see him again, I am willing to go to jail again.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I know it's unhealthy and hypermasculine. The kid who pressured me to cut myself for his own entertainment and later outed me in high school is trying to be friends with my best friend. My best friend knows what happened. Was awake all night thinking about putting my fist into his jaw and worse.

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

So the US Constitution clearly just doesn't fucking matter anymore huh like not even a little bit

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I am not prepared to throw on a US soccer jersey and pretend to be patriotic again on July 4. My first presidential election was 2016. I was 21.5 y/o so I never even got to vote against Romney. My entire adult life has involved me voting against a rapist real estate heir who appoints rapists.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

The entire jurisprudence of the Roberts court can be summed up as “it’s OK if you’re a Republican” and that’s just so intensely fucked up

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

my wife's ex-husband has no command over his curveballs and only tops out at 93 on his fastball

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Look, anyone who's run into the Mastodon guys in Atlanta will tell you that Brann is the nicest dude on earth, Bill and Troy are intimidating but cool, and Brent was always the meanest.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

Sean William Scott in Gemstones you fucking madman

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That was actually a really good baseball game. Pitchers' command was solid, successful bunts, a pickle gone awry that led to two runners in scoring position with no outs that turned into a run, a triple that send the runner on first home, a deep solo shot to center field, good guys win 3-2.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments