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gurtsherm.bsky.social
Pseudoprofessional musician, I write about sports, U of Ga c/o 2017 Durham, NC Not straight, also use your manners with my trans homies
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i feel like eveyone has a name for a quick "bare minimum" time-crunch shower, but my favorite comes from my british friend i made in college, also the youngest of four kids his parents would tell the kids to take quick showers before going out to dinner or whatever saying "just pits and bits!"

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Fucking pouring rain to walk home to then go to other job 🤙

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Shiiiiiiiit the one day I'm itching to play guitar through an amp, I simply can't. Tomorrow will be fun though.

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Gotta make an appearance at one job for four hours then close the record store, my shitposts at 11:30 p.m. are gonna be gnarly

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By the end of the summer I need to upgrade my rig. I had to sell it in 2020, but I need to get another 1995 Peavey Mark VI bass stack. It was my favorite piece of equipment ever. I've always played guitar through bass amps for tone reasons, and that was the best. I sounded like a tornado on fire.

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There's this one radio DJ I really like who works nationally but is based out of Idaho, I forget his name. Adam something. Anyway I love that Adam Something says "I don't like to use the phrase 'one-hit-wonder,' I prefer 'lightning in a bottle.'"

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i almost posted "hell yeah i have half a cuban in the fridge" and then i realized that including the word 'sandwich' after 'cuban' makes things a lot more normal

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friends i am pleased to announce that this week i went on my first baseball date that did not end in disaster since i was a teenager

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I Feel Like A Million Bucks An NBA roster in Wisconsin with 666,666.666 times too many players on the team

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i love this critter look at her big dumb head

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Alright...I finally feel it. You live 10 out of your 12 adult years in one city of about 130,000 people and you see the same faces over and over, often with a smile. I am missing my Athens, Georgia people. Every text, every like of an instagram thing, every picture from last week's AthFest.

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Gosh diggily darn it. I made a very bold prediction about something in my family life this week and,,,,,,,, I have not hated being right to this extent in a long time. Nothing crazy, I'll be fine. But I predicted a multi-car pileup on the proverbial highway of relationships and I was correct.

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I LOVE MY CAT ANYBODY ORDER AN ARMFUL OF TOE BEANS

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I understand a lot of this comes from how much I have always hated my body, but I don't know how people just chill in their underwear at home. I require two layers. It's like not physically comfortable to just hang out in my boxer briefs. Am I insane?

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Hell yeah bröther on July 4 I drop somebody off at the airport and then work for ten hours 🤢

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@ guy i grew up with just sign your fucking divorce papers man, you're holding someone hostage

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Pickles The Cat and I are watching Flight Of The Conchords. I am awaiting potentially life-changing news. I am wearing a Kurt Vile t-shirt. There is a stain on the knee of my favorite jeans. My feet don't smell great. My back feels great, my ankles hurt. I am alive. I'm here.

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hot DAMN today's been a wreck. i'm good, stuff outta my control. just wish the day had stopped increasing difficulty level before 9:00 p.m. and we ain't outta the woods yet, folks. why are people mean for no real reason?

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i did it all for tanooki

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sometimes i forget that i can do the four string shit that made me money

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where is special sauce, #7?

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69th like on the Hawks drafting a Dawg gimme a Peabody for the double tap

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He has blocked me on all his socials. His final remaining brain cell remembers what he did to me, what he took from me, the pain he caused my friends, the fact that he's come out of overdoses that killed people he gave the drugs to. If I ever see him again, I am willing to go to jail again.

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I know it's unhealthy and hypermasculine. The kid who pressured me to cut myself for his own entertainment and later outed me in high school is trying to be friends with my best friend. My best friend knows what happened. Was awake all night thinking about putting my fist into his jaw and worse.

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So the US Constitution clearly just doesn't fucking matter anymore huh like not even a little bit

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