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He/Him 30yr old retired mech pilot, unemployed black astronaut Fascism can be adressed in: .22lr, 9mm, .45, 7 62, and high altitude orbital bombardment
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Took this as a joke but it's legitimately one of the best pics I've taken of his cosplay sorry

submitted 20 hours ago • 19 comments

There’s only so many times you can ask “am I bothering you?” before you are actively bothering someone

submitted 19 hours ago • 11 comments

Death Stranding X Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Mouthful Mode - Bridges Roadster

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

We should have never left the ocean.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Again. If they’re using DEI as an insult in public they’re saying the N-word in private.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I want my slaw

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Very old (2017) Haman Karn sketch.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It's a robot, just not one of those robots! My love for Atomic Robo runs deep.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There was a thread about how the yakuza actually fucked with game dev in Japan and straight up disappeared the dude. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I cant remember if I saw it here or twitter.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone attacking education is afraid of an educated public and should NOT be trusted.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in New Jersey

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

in case folks need reminding: the term "Calarts style" was coined by John K, who has removed himself from the animation industry due to grooming allegations, to criticize cartoon aesthetics of the 2010s so yeah....there's a reason why the term raises a number of red flags

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Started my morning mad cause of the tower of babel.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

UnitedHealth secretly pressured nurses to change patients' records to include DNRs (Do Not Resuscitate) without their consent, so those patients would die instead of being saved with medical interventions that could cost UnitedHealth money. This is murder. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 3 days ago • 219 comments

tech try not being predatory challenge 2025

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

STOP BEGGING THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TO DO BETTER, YOU SOUND LIKE CLUELESS SIMPS. THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS ON THE OTHER SIDE.

submitted 2 days ago • 147 comments

I've made modern art and didn't even try.

submitted 2 days ago • 224 comments

ever been tempted to be honest when someone asks you how it's going

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

People don't really talk about this Morrigan winquote much for some reason

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I prefer the voices in my head to the voices in my ears.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

i bet as a crab it must feel SO good to be at the top of the bucket. even just for one second

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

getting railed by a train girl (she is more efficient than car girl)

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

It's becoming a very important life skill to never press any on screen buttons that have any sort of sparkle type icon

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Between the constant replacements and their refusal to sign the NAVA AI Rider agreement, let's be real: Hoyoverse is not morally opposed to using AI in the future. They are trying to replace voice actors with people who are unwilling to fight back for when that time does come.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

growing hard or hardly showing?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Who is this Tony Hawk and what the fuck is a 350 varial mctwist + kickflip superman. Tell him to meet me at Fanime for a dps slot

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you like the horrific slop known as "oatmeal" that's your business but keep it to yourself. Don't barge into my replies to defend it. Don't tell me about the 50 ingredients I need to add to make it edible. Do not tell me that cooking cardboard is a "skill issue"

submitted 3 days ago • 108 comments

WW2 soldier still fighting

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

a lot of cooks weren't even aware of this stove's other feature

submitted 3 days ago • 23 comments

VIPER-GTS- Devil Seduction Compilation

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the lie of leisure

submitted 33 days ago • 27 comments

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Kaiju Cathedral

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It is sad, but Joe Biden is a man in his 80s, like it's not that big of a surprise he has a potentially fatal disease now. If you're such a family man you should have spent the last decade retired and w your family instead of lying to my generation abt student loan forgiveness & supporting genocide

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never let people forget that Baldurs Gate 3 was so wildly successful while being unrepentantly and freakily horny, and that this aspect of it wasn't a secret it was advertised heavily. Horniness, earnest and weird horniness, is marketable

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

gonna spend today not impressing anyone

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

my personal godzilla strategy is to watch films featuring godzilla first when they are newly released and then again some years later when i have forgotten enough of that big boys occurrences

submitted 39 days ago • 4 comments

they are having to construct a specialized guillotine for his fucked up scutoid shaped head

submitted 27 days ago • 10 comments

i feel like we should have a holiday for special effects makeup type people, and another one for stunt people. we have a holiday for presidents and for people that were in the army, why not for them. we should celebrate artisans who make me happy is what i am saying

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I love when someone tries starting shit on a recipe's comment section and gets slapped down. No one fuckin asked you Eleanor

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

if they find a body in his office i am having a pizza party

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

I feel like the reason the GOP keeps trying to ban porn is because the porn they like is already banned.

submitted 9 days ago • 20 comments

The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI: It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that

submitted 6 days ago • 32 comments

me: here's a cool thing I like rando: wow that sucks me:

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The great thing about journalism is all the gifted reporters and editors have lost the jobs they went into debt to train for and sacrificed their emotional health to do well, but half a dozen middle-aged moral disasters are now the face of the whole discipline because they suck up to billionaires

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments