If you like the horrific slop known as "oatmeal" that's your business but keep it to yourself. Don't barge into my replies to defend it. Don't tell me about the 50 ingredients I need to add to make it edible. Do not tell me that cooking cardboard is a "skill issue"
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sorry if I'm gonna die at least I die from eating custard and cream and barbecue and cheese
not gonna just mix the most fattening things ever, flour and sugar and butter and THEN have to add syrup or jam, are you kidding me?
it's like magic, i will ALWAYS find something to eat that isn't that fuckin oatmeal
it was terrible.
This is not a suggestion.
this is why the Flying Spaghetti Monster gifted us with butter, olive oil, seeds, pirates and porn.
What are you into, chicken reproductive tools and salted organ meats?
As a Type 1 diabetic, my body makes me account for every carb I ingest, so I have all the receipts. If you know any Type 1s, ask them- I promise they will confirm this.
not many kno dis
First, wet the oats
Second, microwave the oats
Third, ask yourself, "Am I a horse, yearning for the empty plains?"
Fourth, if the answer to three is no, throw soggy bowl of horse food away.
There ya go.
Gruel for me please.