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Wizened small biz owner Would prefer a beakoplasty instead of going to the dentist Failing that, some sort of Gregor Samsa style transformation - but not a beetle. I conspire with legumes in my veg plot.
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Was it an inside job?

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In today’s news After request for volunteers, the Prison finds itself overrun with offers as housing crisis continues to bite.

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In todays news. We learn that yesterdays news is far more interesting than todays’ as Liberation memories and Look Back continue to excel. Meanwhile, one commentator single handledly tries to turn a regional newspaper into the Daily Trumper.

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In today’s news What goes round comes round. Personal windmills might be the future of energy production. As is steam, now freely available in industrial proportions from the electorate still fuming (and waving their arms about being their own personal windmills) over the diving board debacle.

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In today’s news. Motorists protest. They’re holding a rally. Interest re dog licensing on social media. External noise pollution consultants employed as is policy for anything involving woofers and tweeters.

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Seance held by EU leaders hoping to summon Chamberlain for some leadership advice.

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In today’s news Fascinating first hand account of Liberation Day Plato on Trump - spoiler, he’s not a a fan. ESC set the Colleges an exam without giving them time to do their homework.

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In todays news How many committees, states departments and elected members does it take to change a lightbulb - especially one that works? Donald Trump admits retired British drummer is helping him with his Cabinet picks including one that’s been on his mind Marco Marco Rubio.

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In today’s news This paper asks the question we’ve all been wanting to know:- What exactly are village people for? It seems shrouded in secrecy. Maybe a non-disclosure has been signed? In which case YNDA?

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In today’s Guernsey mews In an effort to increase visitor numbers, one airline is allowing cats and dogs to board flights. Further income will accrue as our furry tourists will need to apply for a valid Right To Bark New accommodation planned at the old KennelWoof vinery Please make it stop Ed

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In today’s Guernsey news Based on turnover, the airport car park comes out as the top visitor attraction for residents and holidaymakers alike.

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In todays Guernsey news Food exemption may make GST introduction easier to swallow. Diving Board needed to save diving board.

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If States of Guernsey members insist on passing nonsense, nannying legislation, no-one can be surprised if it can be interpreted in a nonsense, nannying way.

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#guernsey states meeting. Members thoroughly fed up with themselves even tho they’re talking about their favourite subject - themselves We need an @letocq.bsky.social intervention “This is ridiculous”

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Moments in time Thursday 4th March 2010. Brian Staples in his workshop at Randalls Vauxlaurens Brewery in St Julians Avenue a few weeks before it was demolished. #islandlife

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In today’s Guernsey news :- No spades in the ground again As Leales Yard delayed again In better news - upside of limited 2025 inter-island travel as residents forced to spend what little’s left after tax on island. And it’s gone cold again Where’s my cardigan?

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In today’s Guernsey news. Man ends up in the soup after making a meal of having hot gravy and chips thrown at him. Common sense Planning deemed to be so uncommon that any evidence of it becomes newsworthy.

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In today’s Guernsey Press Vazoned for development. And something to celebrate:- Probably the only article in existence which features Jeremy Bentham without mentioning his idea of an open prison and the fact one can view his actual cadaver nearly 200 years after his death.

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UK unlikely to be harmed by tariffs trade war It hasn’t invented or exported anything of note since Hargreaves invented the Spinning Jenny.

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The Spectator writes about Britain’s decline, forgetting to mention the outstanding contribution of this state of affairs by its new editor Michael Gove.

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