gwoods.bsky.social
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I feel your pain. My wedding drama: my mother and I almost came to blows over her 2am insistence of the need to make ruffled liners for the wicker baskets of local information and snacks we provided at the hotel rooms.
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Jam isn’t hard to make - pitting the cherries is the worst part. If you don’t have canning supplies, look up the instructions for “freezer jam,” which doesn’t need to be canned.
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Be drafted, I think you mean
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Seems like today your horse tank hot tub is heated by the air, which is unfortunately also the future.
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Sounds like Alaska. The summers there are lovely, and the veggies grow huge thanks to the massive amounts of sunshine.
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Been there, done that, wind shifted and I got a face full of Mom.
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What, am I the first person to reply, “ALBATROSS!” a la Monty Python? Yippee for me!
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That’s such an awesome idea/feature! Thank you for making your art accessible to people who experience it in varied ways!
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Usually the “waiting for hours in their cars” part occurs after the event, while everyone tries to leave the parking lot at once. I guess they’re trying to bookend the experience?
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Ooo what’s it called? My “plantar fasciitis” wants to know!
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Welcome, Back Cooter
Amazing how much difference a comma placement can make
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Valid coping strategies for the win!
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At our protest, people in the back kept restarting the same chant as the front but off by half a measure, so the front half of the crowd and the back half were not yelling the same things at all. It was…unique.
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One of the attendees at the Cleveland protest had that on a sign! I had to go over to congratulate them on their literary reference.
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I mean, the guy near me at the Cleveland protest started the “Fuck Donald T****” chant at least 20 times, and we didn’t have any guitars, acoustic or otherwise, so maybe you just aren’t attending the right protests?
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Seeing how people outside your normal bubble are responding to events is interesting, as is reminding yourself that not everywhere is a fascist shitshow right now.
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The most fun way is to include a curse word in the search request. “How fucking tall are mute swans”
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flAShlight, not flEShlight, FDA. Head out of the gutter, dear.
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Kaslonchwise (ka-slonch-wise) - when an item is out of true alignment, like a picture frame that has skewed towards being a parallelogram instead of a square.
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I would 100% eat at this restaurant. Make it real, take my money!
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Speaking of dirty escalators …. @chucktingle.bsky.social do you have a sentient escalator yet? A _dirty_ sentient escalator?
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You’ve already got the church. Only one religious building per customer, sir.
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I have once again made an accidental 3-D “Magic Eye” quilt. It’s just gonna get worse when I quilt it.
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And not pregnant! (They put that in there somewhere with the others, right?)
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Is this about the beloved Philadelphia mascot? And its clone? Or its duplicate on an alternate timeline? Because I feel like you could get traction with that.
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They still SAWED THROUGH YOUR LEG
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You may want to invest in some jewel weed soap if you haven’t already. And maybe get in the habit of hosing down the dog with it when you return from hikes? Repeated exposure can lead to worse reactions over time, and nobody wants that for you.
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Also, THANK YOU MODERN MEDICINE FOR PUTTING THE MOUSEY BACK ON ITS FEET
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Is it the drugs? It’s gotta be the drugs, because I get a blister on my foot and I whine about it for a week.
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Interested in how they decide the page count …. Because any Kindle book can be 200 pages if you set the font size large enough. Do all large print books count, because they’re all weighty tomes?
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Bunch of tattooed ratty biker dudes where when you look closer, you realize the tattoos are all funny quotes from M/M paranormal romance books: a gang called The Raven Quoth.
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Fun fact: at my recent dermatologist appointment the nurses and office staff all had skin like filter-enhanced K-beauty spokespeople … in real life. It was uncanny to see no lines or pores or blemishes on shiny skin that literally looked translucent. It was like getting my moles looked at by Barbie.
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Pretty sure you missed the part in class where we learned the importance of doing that BEFORE. Gotta keep those tiny vigilantes where you can dispose of them properly, son.
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That was the quote that got me, too.
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And, you know, the optics of appearing to actively support the Harry Potter franchise.
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I have to get in shape to go on a #gorilla trek in October, and I’m dragging y’all along for the ride! All those in favor of me NOT dying on a mountain in Uganda, raise your hands!
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What in the Steel Magnolias BS recipes is going on up there?
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No thank you. I am comfortable here.
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Is that the euphemism we’re going with now?
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I love this quilt, but when I look at it, this is all I see:
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Learned something new today - never heard of a slow worm before!