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I talked too much today so now I just want to relax while I glower. Will you glower with me?

submitted 49 minutes ago • 1 comment

why can't we start over baby it's midnight once a day

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought of you once and ever after since #brokenpoet

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Although my skeets appear random they actually contain a hidden cipher that in time will reveal the precise location of the Loch Ness monster.

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

personally I think the Conclave marketing team is taking this campaign too far

submitted 6 hours ago • 3 comments

I love you.. as much as crowns of mountains love kissing clouds as much as rivers love running wild I love you like peace finding a heart #brokenpoet

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

explaining in job interviews that while I have no formal education or relevant training I possess an intuitive silent way of knowing like the buddha

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

open.spotify.com/track/3wiQDY...

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm ready to sign that DNR now.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

It's not always a call to action, sometimes it's just washing your hoodie and eating a meal off a plate

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Rock bottom? Lol, there's no bottom.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Remember the good ol’ days? No. No I do not.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i realized my younger self hating pink was never about pink.

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you weren’t born to pay bills and lose weight.

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

Don't know about y'all but I'm ready for la grande mort

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The Pope mobile allows his Holiness to read religious texts.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Me: To love it, I'll need a moat, a turret, a drawbridge, a larger kitchen, and more storage. Hillary: I can do all that and you'll love it, what's my budget. Me: 45,000 Marlboro points and ten dollars Kohl's cash

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My daughter is having her birthday party at a trampoline place today so I'll either come back with a spine injury or the bird flu. Hopefully both 🤞

submitted 1 day ago • 41 comments

*sends you a Spotify link* *proceeds to write my name with your last name*

submitted 20 hours ago • 21 comments

an eye for an eye leaves the whole world yaaaaarrrrgh matey

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

No, that's my melancholy. Get your own.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

AT BEYONCÉ CONCERT HER: 🎶Who run the world? ME: [from front row, through a megaphone] BIG PHARMA

submitted 11 hours ago • 7 comments

Just like Cortés burned his boats when he reached the new land, I will be leaving my old jeans in this Walmart fitting room.

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

The cat waits with hunger and patience while my half-conscious mind sorts nightmare from nightmare, and I take three more unwitting screenshots of my home screen.

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

I don't want someone to grow old with I want someone to stay young with

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

Hey, I don't know who needs to hear this, but if a country doesn't have a diagnostic criteria for a disability, that doesn't mean people don't suffer from it there, it just means they don't get help.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I miss the good old days when a statement wasn't an opinion and an opinion wasn't a fact.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

That pain in your chest means the cheeseburgers are working.

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

*hits vape* I'm a dragon! *exhales through my nose*

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“Grandma, all the women on Battle of the Network Stars can’t be the whore of Babylon,” I reasoned.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

A fellow tourist just warned me about the monkey thieves in Bali, but I think he’s exagge

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Tumbleweed is like regular weed, but it makes you crazy good at gymnastics.

submitted 234 days ago • 0 comments

Always the bridesmaid Never the DJ

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

One of the best reasons for creating so many good memories when you can is so you can fall back on them for comfort when times go bad.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

winning top chef by writing "nuggs" in ketchup next to the chicken nuggets which i have formed into a smiley face

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

I might be poor in finances, but I’m rich in ideas and love and friendship and unicorns and self delusion

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

I remain focused on the integrity, rather than form, style, or function.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

[people leaving the reading of my last will and testament] Why did he have so many tamagotchis

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

Go outside.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Socially awkward seems a little too restrictive when describing me

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

You got this!* *crippling depression

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Krammit the Toad

submitted 267 days ago • 0 comments

Rave kids wear bright colors because they're all toxic.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

*knocks on your door* Hey, can your words come out to play?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

coffee so black spaghettification begins when you lean in for your first sip

submitted 1 day ago • 66 comments

I hope you don’t mind I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words how wonderful life is when dressed as a squirrel

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Told my husband that I was the prettiest girl at Walmart today and he replied “No offense sweetie, but I’ve been the prettiest girl at Walmart”

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

ZOOKEEPER: The inland Taipan snake can kill a human in only 45 minutes. ME: *way too loud* THAT'S VENOMENAL. ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here?

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments