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Exclusive: DOGE teen aides now have access to all pacemakers in the US. "Not all hearts should be beating, and maybe some should beat the bass line to that great song by Train," a DOGE representative who reportedly goes by "KevinTime".

submitted 17 days ago • 39 comments

I have cash money for anyone who finds one of those pencil-necked Musk minions and gives them a wedgie or a swirly or locks them in a locker. 💰

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Canada's greatest talents are "hockey" and "thinking up new types of unspeakable war crimes" and I gotta say it does not feel like a "hockey" vibe up here right now

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

Resist the call of the void. Don't block it's number. Make it leave voicemails. The void hates that.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time

submitted 31 days ago • 40 comments

May I recommend an appropriate butchery tool?

submitted 72 days ago • 12 comments

Especially when he spends all day shitposting online.

submitted 74 days ago • 564 comments

The only Christmas song you'll ever need from now on

submitted 78 days ago • 15 comments

I think they have to be aware first - instead of finding out after their surgery when they get a nine billion $$ bill because of this.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Stop showing me screenshots of bad tweets

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

If we going to have smart TVs, can we at least have keyboards and mice for them? Do I have to type everything in through a slow janky arrow button interface for the rest of my life like an idiot?

submitted 85 days ago • 433 comments

Whenever you hear a guy talking about the male loneliness epidemic, just tell him to thank Joe Rogan nicely and watch his head explode.

submitted 88 days ago • 22 comments

My cat impatiently waiting for zoom chat time with my significant other. She is quite loud.

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

submitted 91 days ago • 1523 comments