h3rmitcrab777.bsky.social
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I wasn't needing to taste my lunch a second time 🤢🤮
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Good ol' state of Misery (MO)
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They needed to zip it.
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Truly an evil sack of fuck.
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The full Confessions album was a deep tissue massage of the brain.
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Half? Haha. More like a fingernail clipping.
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The following is an actual quote by one of my neighbor's offspring: "I don't know, I mean, they're both idiots but I read somewhere she doesn't believe in God and she doesn't know if she's black or Mexican."
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Suffering is coming for us all.
I choose to suffer with purpose.
I will bear up under the burden of fascism so my immigrant, queer, black, disabled, poor and in danger neighbors may suffer less.
But we coulda had free school lunch you unfuckable fascists.
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Even worse would be after that Depends thaws out 🤮
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It's been a 5 a.m. bedtime since early November.
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Nope. Not touching this one.
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Smegma
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I guess I didn't savor the flavor of my lunch earlier because it just came back up for me to try again.
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I'm pretty sure I spotted a mosquito as I was switching out bulbs on my outdoor Christmas garland. Oh, and we have ants inside our house in December.
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💙
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I'm bringing the red velvet cheesecake.
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