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h6000.bsky.social
student, silly person. prophet.
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we up to heinous unemployed type activities

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forgot to cook the rice, one more hour 😀

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

the country is collapsing but honestly I'm just tryna get this salmon filet and spinach done right, gimme half an hour

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I'd love to, but first I need to get a job (dark, sullen countenance)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

they need to make a rice cooker type situation for pasta. I want to put in the pasta and then water and let the fucker do the work for me

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love that weezer song "in the groj"

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

a urinal + urinal cake in the house is endgame

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I like when I write stuff and then I read stuff and then I'm like woah I kinda wrote about that. 6000theory.substack.com/p/the-conser...

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the capitalist structure holding up elon & co are bound to collapse due to the immense weight of their unimaginable stupidity

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

submitted 12 days ago • 847 comments

I posted this days before the king trump picture was posted lmao, like now you gotta be stupid to not do this

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

interesting, my corporate mouthpiece newspaper is publishing articles praising the new administration. what happened to journalism?

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I hope eastern roman empire pt. 2 will be nice

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

reality is much more radical and impossible than we can imagine. sometimes. maybe if you're a punk ass moron. nah, I'm kidding.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

libs gotta start becoming patriots and characterize the administration as filthy disgusting traitorous brits. this is the way.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

me when my incomprehensibly large and complex system is made up of many smaller yet still large and complex systems 😡

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I am tired. I'm sick of youtube video essays. to yearn is to become a dog. history is speeding up. if we do not create a quick and painless death we will suffer for centuries. nothing feels quite right. type shit.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

if you gatekeep your notes you're a bitch ass hoe

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

midnight is 3am and noon is 3pm. sorry, I don't make the rules.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

autistic man in front of me on the bus had the exact same outfit as me. he was on reddit and was texting his mom. life is good.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

submitted 30 days ago • 168 comments

conversations is just like sharing stuff and picking dialogue options

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

the true project of the trump administration is worse than you can conceive. it's really a new nazism unfolding before our very eyes

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I will attack a mf using those loud ass air dryers in the bathroom

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

manifesting the market not crashing tomorrow morning

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huge week for those with pattern recognition

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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

submitted 35 days ago • 180 comments

haha. I am going to wake up tomorrow and the day is going to be like today. it's like the movie.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

a groundhog that can change the seasons? what the fuck kind of sorcery

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

submitted 34 days ago • 76 comments

lots of libs gonna learn anxiety coping methods in the next few months

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

"hell is empty and all the devils are here"

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

the american government is falling apart as we speak? ha! wait til you hear about the avocados...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

dems have become the party of "come on guys let's work together!" and it's like I can't remember a time in history where the people who get stuff done preach the importance of working with the people who want you dead

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I have the utmost respect for the two extremes of posting, the forever-silent lurker and the uberschizoposter.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

in response to my critics, I want to clarify that I love gay people. I know many, in fact.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

being a "good person" is exceedingly simple and yet we have a lot of people who either worry about it too much and end up in an anxious death spiral or don't worry about it at all and become enormous assholes. it's really a terrible thing.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

being online fuggin sucks... and yet!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

just because I'm making a joke doesn't mean I'm not serious about it, chump

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

submitted 36 days ago • 381 comments

any oligarchs in chat?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the us govt now has the vibes of a foreign govt the us meddled with

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

the phenomenon of voters voting for trump and then answering polls saying they support h1b or they don't want tariffs etc is seriously puzzling

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

a nation-wide insanity unfolding in real time. we chose a special kind of hell, it's like a religious self-flagellation. my ass.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments