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The next pope has already been selected: 19-year-old tech wunderkind "Mega Dong"

submitted 20 hours ago • 12 comments

Repost if you have tinnitus.

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

What happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope? They kaleidoscope. Thank you, be sure to tip your servers

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

There’s something happening in this country.

submitted 2 days ago • 756 comments

I saw a whino eating an Eggo waffle once, and I was like; dude, you have to wait.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Which will open them to the inevitable chud caravans crashing campsites with sewage leaking RVs, taking offroad vehicles on non-motorized trails, and general targeted destruction of protected lands. We need to organize right now with tribes and local communities to prevent this.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Getting my money’s worth out of these eggs and eating the shells.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

submitted 8 days ago • 20 comments

I’m in the bathroom and. For Thor w my readeees old.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

before you argue with me on the internet I would ask that you consider fucking off instead?

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Seriously, creative folks: Don't be afraid to let people know your stuff is out there for them, or worry that "now is not the time for that." People are stressed and freaked out and looking for the things that will give them a moment of rest and joy. It is EXACTLY the time for what we do. Tell them.

submitted 10 days ago • 885 comments

You're gonna wish you reposted more of my stuff once it's worth something.

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Dems: Y’all gotta cease the High Road, Institutionalist BS and pivot to Ruthlessly Effing Them Up. YoursTruly, a BW StratCommPro who has been ringing this Alarm for years. 🚨📢

submitted 11 days ago • 29 comments

Settings > Maps > Gulf of ______

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

"Okay, Marty, I want you to set up the camera over there. Anita, grab your mic and wait by the curb. As soon as they cross the road, I want you to ask- Well, you know what to ask. Come on folks, this is the interview of a lifetime! Don't screw it up."

submitted 13 days ago • 16 comments

Boy, that was a…game?

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submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Great news everyone. Anxiety over our pending doom ha really kept my seasonal depression at bay this year.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, I’ve been a software developer for 30 years, including in very large IT projects. Everything about “DOGE” and a bunch of Hitlerjugend walking into a data center and optimizing a code base and data grown over 70 years in a few days is complete bullshit on its nose. Sincerely, Thomas

submitted 17 days ago • 235 comments

In the last 24 hours I have: mistook someone at the gym for being a friends girlfriend. Sent two congrats emails to clients for winning an award they didn’t win. Feels good to be a gangsta.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work

submitted 19 days ago • 212 comments

Let the young people in your life know that Costco has generic planb for $5.99. You don’t need a membership to go to the pharmacy there.

submitted 19 days ago • 29 comments