hailboogie.bsky.social
No, who the hell would call me Hail.
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"Can I work the...fry-er...? *Dunna noona needa nunn* In the place where Myron is?"
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The only way to tell is to swallow it and let it hatch.
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So this expose on Max, you expect us to IGNORE?
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You should do pill commercials
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I like your "fix problems" stance, but I'm not a fan of your "not fixing problems" stance, but seriously, you were on the top of the ballot and I can't be bothered to read down
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*bolts awake* what
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I AM THE JERRY NOW
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Any more of this and it'll also be off the chain.
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Uhhhhh
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Steal candy from a baby once, you have sweet treats for a day. GRIFT a baby to start a candy racket from the other babies in daycare, then something about getting the women
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Well, they did say don't tread on ME
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Wait, you can hear it?!?!? Does it whistle?
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I SAID, DO YOU WANT KETCHUP IN THE BAG, JEEZ
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I bet this scene haunts his dreams
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Have you tried walking backwards through a graveyard at night? Not for the book or anything, it's just really cool
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Yeah, that's called thinking. Try it for yourself sometime
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You're not putting enough slack in your vitism, honkers
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Mozzarella stick everyone, I say.
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The Art of Savaladuction
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Uh, yeah, of course, us, too. Friday night, what? We're going to the discotheque
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You're mad with scatpower.
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"♫♪ H is for hidden folders, that you thought the FBI would never find...♫♪"
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On it, boss, but seriously, within a day, people will be fucking it
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remember this? This is this morning now
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Damn, first Crawford/Davis reference I've seen, surprisingly
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"ShE'lL StArT a WaR oN hEr NeXt PeRiOd!" Bro, he's trying to cancel Sesame Street because they made a Muppet of him
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This is Karoline Leavitt preparing for her next press briefing
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I beg my fellow Gen Xers to keep quiet so often
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Livejournal truly never died
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Ah, yes, I, too, have the Internet.
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Just into a version of me that's like a millimeter shorter so the djinn or whoever can go, "WTF, dude"
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*cue thousands of music nerds who rush in to remind you that the title is Baba O'Reilly and not Teenage Wasteland without contributing anything else*
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I really think a lot of what's happening boils down to liberals think The Democratic Party hasn't changed enough and conservatives think the GOP has changed too much. In other news, Boogie has discovered water is wet
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ON IT AND HAVEN'T STOPPED.
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Yeah, but the capstone ability that just GIVES you a megachurch isn't too bad.
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At the parade,of course, in my rain slicker.
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I like what you have to say and I'd like to subscribe to your streaming service
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People would play this