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diary of an emo kid 🖤🩶🤍💜 pokémon is a personality trait dog mom to morty 🐶 she/her/they/them venmo/cashapp: haileybeluga paypal/discord: hailienator
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morty got microchipped today 🥳

i love my friends

flustered! at the disco

none of my friends are awake to give a play by play of the happenings at the bar

took a nap. had a dream about cinnamon rolls. happy saturday

STOP reading books and START drinking paint

nine years ago i was in guatemala. that feels like an entire lifetime ago. sad.

awake but at what cost

morty just tricked me into letting him outside. did he need to go potty? no. the neighbor dogs were out. he just wanted to go say hi to his girlfriends

Having friends is pretty cool.

i’m high. how many peanut butter crackers is too many

When millennials are old you won’t be able to tell because we’re just lil babies

my sibling asked me to paint their nails with the trans flag colors for their birthday and i’m so 😭🥹🥰

back on my bullshit* **(birth control)

the “h” in “jesus h christ” stands for hailien

i don’t know how to be flirted with

i have a toxic relationship with my body. i think we actually hate each other

she's a 10 but gets turned on when you say you're proud of her

every single typo haunts me but I like notifications

iv fluids should be more readily available to girls who are bad at drinking water

i got flowers delivered to me at work today 🫣 happy valentine’s day to meee

but i’m tired 😞

Please pray for me, I’ll be fine but I have injured my shitposting shoulder

“wanna know tmi?” girl YES if you don’t tell me right fucking now i will kms