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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

You would have been 13 today. Miss having a terrier in the house ❤️🕊️

Currently in an endo flare. I regret wearing jeans to the rehearsal I thought I’d be at for 20 mins because an hour later, I’m suffering and STILL HERE 😭

I REALLY want a Jenna marbles inspired tattoo, but I don’t know what to get 😭

My mom: “Kendrick isn’t for me, but I liked the halftime show.” She knows she wasn’t the target audience and still appreciated it. Be more like my mom, y’all

Happy Black History Month! Kendrick Lamar, Sza, Serena Williams, and Samuel L. Jackson in the Super Bowl halftime show. And Jalen Hurts and the Philadelphia Eagles up 24-0 at halftime. ✊🏾

Hubby: “ he looks like PostMalone” Now I can’t unsee it 😂

all my socials are causing me ✨acute stress✨ So here’s a pic of my pack to break up the mayhem a bit 🐶#dogsofbluesky #coonhound #maltese

hi my hubby is live on #twitch for the first time in almost a year, and I’d appreciate if you stop in and say hi 😁 twitch.tv/couch_quest

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

Ayyyyyyyyy

Being online has been soul sucking, so I spent the day painting my office. Now I’m back online, everything sucks, AND my back hurts 🫠😂

Celebrating Black History Month....

Our country right now feels like the part in Lion King where Scar ran Pride Rock.

Yall said Kamala wasn’t experienced but THINK ELON DESERVES A PLACE AT THE WHITE HOUSE BE SO MF SERIOUS

one year down, a lifetime to go 💛 #anniversary

I was raised by Eagles fans. My hubby is a Bills fan. Last night was a WEIRD night in our house…but #GoBirds 🦅

2025 is NOT my year.

I had a dream that Jenna Marbles posted a video on Inauguration Day of Dog Wedding part II. One can dream right? 😂 whatever she’s doing, I hope she’s thriving 💛

One of my local Dunkin’s said order the Sabrina Carpenter drink as a Shaken Espresso not the “Sabrina drink” because “not everyone knows what it means”…not to sound dumb, but isn’t the whole purpose of having a *celebrity* drink is that it’s a set order to make? 😂

Laying on my back trying to stretch and my breast almost took me out

Their New Year’s resolution is to be even more inseperable 💜🩷 #dogsofbluesky #treeingwalkercoonhound

It’s not wrong.

Now that the holiday shopping season is coming to an end, indie bookstores could really really use your help. Your local independent bookstore is a treasure and a crucial part of the neighborhood. And you KNOW you need some good reading during this cold winter season as you digest all that turkey.

Just thought everyone should know that all hardcovers at Barnes & Noble are 30-50% off through the weekend.

Reminder for anyone who needs it, you still need to eat, even if: • you ate a lot yesterday • you haven’t exercised • you’ve gained weight • no-one else is eating • you had extra snacks • you had a bigger meal than usual • you’re going out for dinner • you feel anxious

if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."

Christmas haircut ✂️💚 #dogsofbluesky #maltese

Yall thought my maltese was a cuddler. May I introduce you to Maple: Treeing Walker Coonhound who’s ONLY mission is snuggles

just blurted out in class "yes, you have to cite where you got your info. in a world in which lying loudly is the only thing that seems to get rewarded, citing your sources is an act of resistance" and folks, I really believe that.

Me on an hourly basis

Trigger warning: religious deconstruction. This is hard for me to say, but it gets easier each time I say it…I am not religious. I don’t subscribe to the Southern Baptist doctrine I was raised in. I can’t call myself a Christian anymore… jesspiper.substack.com/p/losing-my-...

Might just fuck around and acknowledge that the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

[hasn't eaten vegetable in 3days] why does my head hurt!!!!!!!

Absolutely

anyone else not feeling super Christmassy this year? It’s been so hard to get into the spirit, and it’s heartbreaking for me 💔

You got games on your phone? 👀 #dogsofbluesky

Mood.

Anyone else’s Maltese have to be as close as humanly possible when cuddling? Or just mine? 😂 #dogsofbluesky

me: i have a bunch of anxiety rn brain: how bout a coffee me: idk sounds like a bad idea brain: iced coffee me: ok yeah that makes more sense

Naps

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Conflicted on keeping Cameron or Rooney