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It would be genuinely weird if 🤡 was doing all of this and he *wasn’t* an asset, honestly

Man, has he lost The Post?

I’m genuinely disappointed in the world’s funny people for not collectively bullying this sad loser into oblivion. We have the technology.

Urgent! Give us 17 dollars to fundraise a sternly worded letter or the Postal Service is gone forever :( :(

I’m waiting for the first performative defamation lawsuit by some Trumpist asshole who gave a Nazi salute, filed against someone who called it a Nazi salute. It will mirror the bullshit suits filed by the assholes who did the white power sign who whined that they had been defamed by naming it.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

🎶 Big up, big up, it's a stick up, stick up And I'm shooting y’all quick if ya hiccup Gimme the loot, gimme the loot🎶

Here’s a good model for responding to this dipshit’s letters:

Wondering how much longer till I’m considered a partisan for being opposed to Russian genocide.

JUST IN: Kash Patel confirmed as FBI Director by the U.S. Senate in a 51-49 vote

Bing bong fuck ya life feds

Gangster af

REVEALED: we identified the operator of an overtly racist X account, "GlomarResponder," as ICE Assistant Chief Counsel James Rodden, based on an overwhelming number of biographical details matched through publicly available documents, other social media activity, and courtroom observation.

I’m starting to think laying off scores of qualified safety experts on top of critical understaffing issues and having the whole thing supervised by a guy who doesn’t know how anything works but looks handsome giving a sound bite is not the best idea?

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

The 9 percent are all in congress

Banks love this one simple trick

It has been genuinely inspiring to see so much organic grassroots energy this week. If you attended a 50501 protest yesterday and are looking for a next national day of action, there are worker-led events in cities across the country tomorrow. Check the link to find one near you.

Totally wild how the generation of children who grew up doing Cold War air raid drills have been brain poisoned by Fox News into cheering for a way scarier Cold War reboot now.

Yes, because of a lesser-know rule “who is gonna stop me” But otherwise, nah dawg

I just want people to look around and notice that politicians and pundits are accepting crazy ideas like taking over Canada and building concentration camps for immigrants and people on medication and debating them. The problem isn’t just Trump. He’s a symptom of a larger disease.

A Delta flight carrying ~80 passengers from Minnesota appears to have crash landed at Toronto Pearson Airport. No casualties reported as of this time. Numerous photos and videos have been released showing passengers safely exiting the plane, which flipped upside down. At least 8 people injured.

I suspect Trump's "peace through weakness" policy will not work as intended.

Bullies only understand strength. This is how we all fight back.

Nationwide list of protest locations: #notmypresidentsday #5051movement

See you at Union Square Park 1pm tomorrow NYC #notmypresidentsday #5051

“I saved 73 dollars by punching the cashier in the face and running out of the grocery store” logic.

We don’t deserve to be part of the 5 eyes so long as our government is wholly compromised by Russia

I wish to live on another planet. Get me off of this ride

How I feel knowing a drug addicted sociopath has the nuclear football and can tank the global economy for funsies.

I just hope whatever country he sends us to war against has good healthcare and is sympathetic to those of us who didn’t want this.

So surreal being on here and seeing like dog videos adjacent to legal scholars and lawyers being like “ok cool bribery of officials is like totally legal now”

Nothing but respect for my president

SNL reminding us all tonight how badly we need boomers to just fucking retire already