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halfstygian.bsky.social
practicing necromancy after burying my head.
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happy international woman’s day here’s Vicar Amelia

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can we stick to coins for the currency after this one. I'd like to have more coins

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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

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found an old photo of the lil' man

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they yassified shrek

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I spent 8hrs running chalice dungeons in Bloodborne for gemstones to help me on NG+6 I didn't get any gemstones for my axe but I still had fun

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I can't fucking do this man [begrudgingly does this anyway]

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My brain is rotten with gamer lingo bc when I was reading an article about a discovery of escorts that have been missing I wondered what the hell a scort was

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well that ain't good for a number of reasons

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That’s more like it.

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accidentally becoming a handy man

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Happy Valentine's Day ❤

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the masculine urge to send this to her

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The devil* and god** are raging inside me*** *microplastics **worm ***my brain

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

I'm really tired of people who say they're close friends of mine and never consider my input for more than a second.

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The vibe atm in the United states

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....... Is this what it's like to have a regulated nervous system?

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MOM, GET THE POPCORN-

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i got the alt text wrong on my last post. and I can't edit it. that's neat.

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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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is it socially acceptable to wail in agony while out in public yet

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This is unrelated as all that can be fucked, has been fucked, and will be fucked, but I sorely miss square icons for avatars.

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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

submitted 48 days ago • 1196 comments

Dawg whaddya mean I can't vent post with a gif because it's too big of a file. It's a fucking picture

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Found an old friend I haven't spoken to in ten years and the first thing he asks is if I play Final Fantasy 14

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

if you must know I am back on my bullshit this year (mealprepping breakfast burritos)

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they just tried to take a bad photo of Luigi but he raised his fist and an owl landed on it and there was a bolt of lightning behind him

submitted 79 days ago • 12 comments

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

submitted 84 days ago • 203 comments

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀

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hot skeletons in your area, pt. III

submitted 86 days ago • 43 comments

every trip to the grocery store holds the potential to radicalize me into a niche political sect. wish me luck

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Are you, like me, limited by your own experience? Is all that you see, all you can see? Like look at this shit.

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Anyway Spotify still hasn't given me my wrapped so.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

when twitter deleted all my drafts in the summer of '23, i've since then used notes in my phone so i got plenty of material to say the least

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

What happened to the word Goon is a travesty. Do you know how embarrassing it is to say "The Joker's Goons" in today's World

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

James Sunderland and Dracula are polar opposites on the Wife Guy spectrum

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submitted 94 days ago • 1179 comments

who do I gotta talk to about everyone getting their spotify wrapped but me? seriously

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kinda fucked that there are notes you can whistle but can't sing

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