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Retour à square un. Specialist dans tous les styles, ks1-2, ks3-5 mfl, bilingue, froglet, 💚 nature, l'occitanie, le norfolk, l'exmoor, le kenya, le franglais. #fbpe #EduSky🍅 #interoperability Les sunlit collines de Chesham. Brexîle
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Jill in the village shop has been baking a new carrot cake called The Bunker Buster to sell. It’s rather stodgy & tastes of yeast. Jill is worrying us. She’s been going round in a cap with MGGA on it (Make Gussage Great Again) & is threatening to invade nearby Wimborne St Giles. 🥺

Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

My wife Bunty went to do some food shopping at M&S yesterday to be met by this monstrosity. What sandwiches next I wonder? Paper & Custard? Jizz & Pepper? Dust & Sponge? Chaka Demus & Pliers? Hair & Wood? Are M&S on drugs? THIS WOKE MARXIST NONSENSE MUST STOP! Sort it out Starmer! 😡

Tansy and Chicory ‘Wild Flowers’ (1957) Artists: Edith Hilder Rowland Hilder

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I once managed accidentally to mark a post as containing sensitive content. This is the dodgy picture in question Artist: PB Hickling (Ned the Lonely Donkey, 1952)

“A branch of flowering lime hangs above the roof” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson

Summer storm Artist: CF Tunnicliffe (What to Look for in Summer, 1960)

America This is your king: Ripe teats Soiled crevices And leaking pipe work. Loose unfolded conkers stroke his pale knees. A large amalgam of porridge & custard sloshes inside his chive scented underpants. He gurgles. America He is your Dad. Feel proud. Happy Father’s Day! 🇺🇸

Here are ABBA (Annie,Bernard,Brian & Anita). My wife Bunty put on one of their records last night, ‘Chickeneater.’ As we danced I thought those were the days: No vapes No internet Everyone was a virgin No swearing No trainer socks Lots of Bovril. And you know what? We were happy.

Where are they now? Part 49 of an occasional series. David Mellor, former Conservative Minister for National Heritage & Chelsea shirt wearing Casanova. David is currently pursuing a career as a lookalike for Esme Young, the judge on BBC’s ‘The Great British Sewing Bee.’

Labour You have had a WHOLE year to sort out: The economy The NHS Education Crime Migration Potholes Heatwaves Jeggings Manchester Utd Jeremy Clarkson Trainer socks Quinoa Moths What the actual f*ck have you been up to??? ONE WHOLE YEAR! And NONE of these problems solved. 😡

Stood in a wheelie bin and now unable to speak proper English…🥺 Harry Kane needs rescuing from Germany. No wonder we got out of the EU!

I see Boris Johnson’s alleged ex mistress Jennifer Arcuri seems to have fallen on hard times…🥺

I’m not sure about Prince William’s official birthday photo. Look closely at his rather angry face. He is glaring at that young dog.🐶 It’s as if he’s saying to the innocent pup: ‘You better do as I say or I’m going to eat you, you little bastard!’😡

Today Donald Trump joins Hitler, Genghis Khan & Napoleon Bonaparte as one of the great peacemakers of our time. Bravo Mr President! 👏🇺🇸

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‘Garden Flowers’ 1960 Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton

Other work by the Ladybird artists, 1958 ‘June’ Artist: Ronald Lampitt

Robin’ Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton Song Birds, 1974

Other work of the Ladybird artists. Boot Bridge, Eskdale Readers Digest, 1981 Artist: SR Badmin

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Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.

They lie about everything

From the CWS Archives. 13th August 2024.

Bunty & I are off on a short break to a luxury hotel & spa for a few days. Bunty is hoping to get a good rolfing & get her mounds cupped. She’s also booked an Indian flap massage. I’m just looking forward to a good old phalange rub & a happy ending. See you back here on Sunday!😊

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Other work of the Ladybird artists. 'On the Cliff' Shell Guide to Wildlife Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton

I see GB News is now using pantomime dame Christopher Biggins as a political analyst.😳 What next? Ant & Dec to debate banning the burqa? Bradley Walsh to solve the Gaza crisis? Alison Hammond to analyse Rachel Reeves’ spending review? Katie Price to discuss NHS funding? 🥺

This makes me SICK to the core! 🤬 How bloody dare he… This blatant promotion of millefeuille by a smug so called socialist whilst ordinary people have lost their sausages to the EU is DESPICABLE . No wonder this country is falling apart. 😡

Jill in the shop, my wife Bunty & my good self have become our village’s DOGE unit. So far we have cut out: Tourists from Leeds Men in trackies All forms of jegging Cyclists Vegans Simple Sally’s job in the village shop Role play Shabba Ranks Crocs Country music Lynx deodorants.

Here’s some exclusive film from yesterday as the head of Reform’s DOGE unit met employees from Kent County Council…😬