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Jill in the village shop has been baking a new carrot cake called The Bunker Buster to sell. It’s rather stodgy & tastes of yeast. Jill is worrying us. She’s been going round in a cap with MGGA on it (Make Gussage Great Again) & is threatening to invade nearby Wimborne St Giles. 🥺

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Fanny Nugget (BBC Linekerist lackey) viciously bullies saintly Priti Patel by saying Defence spending fell by £10b over 14 years of Conservative govt. Watch Priti destroy her, proving why we Conservatives deserve so much credit for our time in power! 🇬🇧💪

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I’m sorry but President Trump must RESIGN!!!😡 What sort of example to young children is he showing by swearing & actually using the word f*ck. No Christian would do this. Joe Biden doesn’t swear Macron doesn’t swear Zelenskyy doesn’t swear. America hold your head in shame! 😔

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My wife Bunty went to do some food shopping at M&S yesterday to be met by this monstrosity. What sandwiches next I wonder? Paper & Custard? Jizz & Pepper? Dust & Sponge? Chaka Demus & Pliers? Hair & Wood? Are M&S on drugs? THIS WOKE MARXIST NONSENSE MUST STOP! Sort it out Starmer! 😡

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Tansy and Chicory ‘Wild Flowers’ (1957) Artists: Edith Hilder Rowland Hilder

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I once managed accidentally to mark a post as containing sensitive content. This is the dodgy picture in question Artist: PB Hickling (Ned the Lonely Donkey, 1952)

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“A branch of flowering lime hangs above the roof” Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson

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Summer storm Artist: CF Tunnicliffe (What to Look for in Summer, 1960)

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America This is your king: Ripe teats Soiled crevices And leaking pipe work. Loose unfolded conkers stroke his pale knees. A large amalgam of porridge & custard sloshes inside his chive scented underpants. He gurgles. America He is your Dad. Feel proud. Happy Father’s Day! 🇺🇸

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Here are ABBA (Annie,Bernard,Brian & Anita). My wife Bunty put on one of their records last night, ‘Chickeneater.’ As we danced I thought those were the days: No vapes No internet Everyone was a virgin No swearing No trainer socks Lots of Bovril. And you know what? We were happy.

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Where are they now? Part 49 of an occasional series. David Mellor, former Conservative Minister for National Heritage & Chelsea shirt wearing Casanova. David is currently pursuing a career as a lookalike for Esme Young, the judge on BBC’s ‘The Great British Sewing Bee.’

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Labour You have had a WHOLE year to sort out: The economy The NHS Education Crime Migration Potholes Heatwaves Jeggings Manchester Utd Jeremy Clarkson Trainer socks Quinoa Moths What the actual f*ck have you been up to??? ONE WHOLE YEAR! And NONE of these problems solved. 😡

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Stood in a wheelie bin and now unable to speak proper English…🥺 Harry Kane needs rescuing from Germany. No wonder we got out of the EU!

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I see Boris Johnson’s alleged ex mistress Jennifer Arcuri seems to have fallen on hard times…🥺

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I’m not sure about Prince William’s official birthday photo. Look closely at his rather angry face. He is glaring at that young dog.🐶 It’s as if he’s saying to the innocent pup: ‘You better do as I say or I’m going to eat you, you little bastard!’😡

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Today Donald Trump joins Hitler, Genghis Khan & Napoleon Bonaparte as one of the great peacemakers of our time. Bravo Mr President! 👏🇺🇸

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‘Garden Flowers’ 1960 Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton

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Other work by the Ladybird artists, 1958 ‘June’ Artist: Ronald Lampitt

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Robin’ Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton Song Birds, 1974

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Other work of the Ladybird artists. Boot Bridge, Eskdale Readers Digest, 1981 Artist: SR Badmin

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Kristi Noem must resign. She has deported a four year old with cancer, detained a U.S. marshal, and arrested two members of Congress. She’s lost the confidence of the American people. ICE must stop terrorizing our communities.

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They lie about everything

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From the CWS Archives. 13th August 2024.

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Bunty & I are off on a short break to a luxury hotel & spa for a few days. Bunty is hoping to get a good rolfing & get her mounds cupped. She’s also booked an Indian flap massage. I’m just looking forward to a good old phalange rub & a happy ending. See you back here on Sunday!😊

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Other work of the Ladybird artists. 'On the Cliff' Shell Guide to Wildlife Artist: John Leigh-Pemberton

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I see GB News is now using pantomime dame Christopher Biggins as a political analyst.😳 What next? Ant & Dec to debate banning the burqa? Bradley Walsh to solve the Gaza crisis? Alison Hammond to analyse Rachel Reeves’ spending review? Katie Price to discuss NHS funding? 🥺

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This makes me SICK to the core! 🤬 How bloody dare he… This blatant promotion of millefeuille by a smug so called socialist whilst ordinary people have lost their sausages to the EU is DESPICABLE . No wonder this country is falling apart. 😡

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Jill in the shop, my wife Bunty & my good self have become our village’s DOGE unit. So far we have cut out: Tourists from Leeds Men in trackies All forms of jegging Cyclists Vegans Simple Sally’s job in the village shop Role play Shabba Ranks Crocs Country music Lynx deodorants.

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Here’s some exclusive film from yesterday as the head of Reform’s DOGE unit met employees from Kent County Council…😬

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