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Clackamas Town Center is a huge mall in a Portland, Oregon suburb. Some of you need to settle down.

Guy can’t even put together a cool military parade

Easily a couple of thousand people at the Clackamas Town Center, everyone in good spirits and cheer. No counter-protesters.

I ran into and knocked over Donald Sutherland when I was rushing to the bathroom at the Princeton graduation when I was about 14. He was very nice about it.

“US Marines deployed to Los Angeles” is an insane lede that would have seemed impossible a very short time ago.

Newsom needs to call up the rest of the Guard.

Whoa

I just heard someone say “Gavin Newsom will protect you from everyone but himself” and that’s both funny AND accurate.

Everything is garbage. Counterpoint:

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

Because if they tried to sleep outside, Gavin Newsom would single-handedly destroy them.

Remember that? That was easily one my favorite things that ever happened Online.

Glad to see the democrats are continuing their strategy of keeping anyone under the age of 80 from a leadership role. Success breeds success.

Panel members include literal strains of measles and polio.

hey that’s not great

Will Brian Wilson’s estate release the Manson recordings, is all I want to know today.

Get the Marines out of LA and have them occupy the offices of the NYT Connections staff.

I don’t want to say “I called it,” but I remember watching Home Alone 2 as a kid and saying to my mom during the Trump cameo, “that guy is going to end up destroying American democracy.”

9% don’t like the fascism but like the idea of a military parade