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First Time Caller and Just for the summer might be contenders for 6 star reads.

imagine being accidentally added to a second, slightly smaller group chat where they're talking about how to handle this scandal

Revisiting this album.

“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

I’m so ready for spring break next week

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

Anybody that says Taylor Swift doesn't know how to make good music has never heard Haunted - Acoustic

The funniest possible scenario is to stay in the group chat and just start interjecting media gossip and fantasy football picks and see how long it takes them to figure it out

Newsflash: AOC & Bernie are doing their JOBS. There’s NO need to “celebrate” their actions. Of course I support their efforts but THESE ARE BASIC EXPECTATIONS OF PUBLIC SERVANTS. Let’s keep it in perspective. WE DESERVE WAY MORE FROM ALL OF THEM.

World’s worst parent and it’s a high bar.

Bitch please. That old ass bum is testing the grounds for a 2028 run even though he’s gonna be like 86. It honestly makes me sick to see him get credit for being a “savior”

Rubina’s fans are like so weird on Twitter 😭 I think they’re insecure over TKor because of Tucker’s dating history or whatever I guess

It does kind of suck that my state signed a “we can’t fire you if you take days off” law. It just makes it difficult for the people who actually work because now everyone else just tolerates the people who call in 2-3 times a week.

Whew, I’m not gonna be a team lead for a project. I’m not equipped to deal with more than one person at a time.

I am not doing this Bernie shit again. No

ROOTING FOR OOMFS #TAR38

12. Don’t want you like a best friend by Emma Alban 9 audios/3 physicals It was fine. I feel like both Beth and Gwen needed some more development as characters and as a relationship.

Bucktooth Ameerah still not getting called it’s so funny to me

Ms. Betty White. (This is my 6th cat btw)

Thank god today is a half day, I didn’t sleep at all because of my neighbors damn dog

literally the best part of bb season is getting to spread the same piece of misinformation every other week and have people fall for it every time

New book thread.

Love of my Afterlife is reminding me of the Good Place

He was 95 😭 There’s no conspiracy theory

Saw someone on Insta claim that they wish “RFK’s coroner” would release their own report on Gene Hackman’s cause of death, because they don’t like “mainstream coroners’ reports.” Bitch, what??

I feel like all of Abby Jimenez stories follow the same plots I’m really hoping Say You’ll Remember Me is good

honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster

britney saying she used to go in on ivar in her confessionals but none of them got shown 😭 RELEASE THE TAPES #TheTraitorsUS

If you can’t handle big brother players you shouldn’t be allowed to watch any competition reality at all im so serious #thetraitorsUS

My recent book haul. 😬 I definitely need to go on a book buying ban after Sunrise on the Reaping comes out

Tell me how GAMERS ruined a show where there is GAMING taking place…. Last time I checked the show was called TRAITORS not FAITHFULS. If you are clutching your pearls cause someone is lying on a show where you’re supposed to lie maybe that show isn’t for you

🫢 #TheTraitorsUS

All I see is winners #TheTraitorsUS

The Show by Niall Horan will never let me down

So many books came out today. 😭 No idea how I’m gonna balance them all this month. Promise Me Sunshine, Oathbound, Wild Side and another Dear Martin book I had no idea about.

Not my home but I know my way around.

Ice Princess holds up very well for being 20 years old

i really don’t understand when people say a disclaimer about something then proceed to say what they actually meant to say like it’s so annoying

Ngl the way people are so nonchalant about using AI and all the dangers it comes is actually scary. It’s like people just shrug their shoulders and say “not my problem to worry about” when we are currently living in fuck around find out times….

Marco Rubio has never looked so “little” before today and I say this as someone who despises him.

The Bridgerton subreddit still ranting about Michael/Michaela while pretending it’s not homophobic.

honestly hilarious how many of the “seed oils/pasteurized milk/processed foods are evil” fash influencer girls have the world’s most obvious bad filler and botox. i’m not listening to anything you have to say about a natural lifestyle if you’ve made yourself look like a blowup doll

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

I’m getting kind of sick of expecting to do everything at my work. Nights miss stuff, it gets added to me, we get blamed then I have to cover people and things get added on my schedule.