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sweet n salty 🐝 halloween queen 🌙 NYC biz only: [email protected] twitch.tv/honeyxham
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You think you know a person and then they send you an ai image of something they think is real

It’s the 9th anniversary of my dad passing, but it’s also why I stream. So pour one out for the both of us & Happy Valentine’s Day to those who celebrate.

Today is the end of honeyxham, and the beginning of hamdeux! www.twitch.tv/hamdeux

My doctor called with my test results today and they said I have super devastatingly cool guy disease. They gave me six months

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

I like that everyone in severance is their character and then Christopher walken is just Christopher walken without any memories

This is Aldo. He is a good boy. But also... a bad boy. 13/10

tumblr liked the tatzelwurm

Ye olde southern way is standing up and saying “let me let you go” and giving them a hug

It’s COLD man

Idk how else to explain this but the insanely quick millennial adoption of yap/yapper/yapping is giving “adulting” “smol doggo” etc so let’s quit while we are ahead and skip that one

Sorry if I’ve been weird it’s just the unprecedented times

My upstairs neighbor definitely got a theramin and definitely does not know how to play a theramin

This platform is the closest I have found to avoid product placement and shopping ads and we need to appreciate that more

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

I’ve been sick but I need to pulverize it out of my body so I can go see nosferatu

Happy flavortown

Why didn’t anyone tell me, girl who hates sticking her fingers in jars, that this was an option? This is incredible

Those are my emotional support disinfectant wipes

Put That Cookie Down! (1996)

Someone better talk me out of ordering my mom a Dracula nutcracker

It must be christmas the way my apartment looks like several wild animals ran through it

Siri, play “Where did I put it? (My Phone) - Reprise II”

Gonna start replacing “bro” with “diva.” Finance bro? No. Ur a finance diva now. Tech bro? Tech diva. Get with it or get lost

The Haunting of Hill House (1999)

Legend has it that you ethier crank dat Soulja boy or Soulja boy cranks you

A moment of silence for the changing of the guard 🫡 My 10 yr old docs are going to the cobbler but that doesn’t mean I didn’t cry a little