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This kiss?? Emmy secured ✅ #dragrace

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“Susie dressed like Alicia Keys” got me hollering… you ate that one thing Kori King. #DragRace

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kori king and lydia b kollins are my bradgelina

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just bought these. to mock our soldiers

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i cant imagine what itd take to be a "top performer" at the depraved & miserable meta corporation. Is it whoever clogs the toilet the most?

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The United States House of Representatives has voted in favour of sanctioning the International Criminal Court (ICC) in an effort to shield war criminals Benjamin Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant from arrest.

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the way arrietty does her makeup makes her look like a beige version of one of those avatar creatures

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Has anyone ever gone on Shark Tank with a weapon they made and used it to hold the Sharks hostage until they make a deal to get your homemade weapon manufactured commercially and available on QVC?

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I go to concerts without my glasses on and tell everyone I'm seeing Blur

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

i like that boom boom pow them chickens jacking my sow they try to copy my swag goat i’m on that neigh shit now

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Hundreds of Palestinian Christians gathered in Gaza City on Christmas Eve, praying for an end to Israel’s genocide.

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Israel has bombed a school in Gaza City. At least four Palestinians have been killed, including a child, and at least 25 people have been injured in the attack.

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Israel has bombed a press vehicle, killing five journalists outside Al-Awda Hospital.

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Three Hospitals in Northern Gaza are under direct attack, including the bombing of the 3rd floor of al-Awda Hospital, remote-controlled explosives being detonated at Kamal Adwan Hospital & occupation forces forcing wounded and sick people to leave the Indonesian Hospital.

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hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy

submitted 75 days ago • 39 comments

rewatching mamma mia reminded me that there’s still debate about whether or not abba exists in that universe. they do it’s just donna and the dynamos

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i feel like we’re about 2 months from “hate is a strong word” becoming the new hot topical discourse

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The Health Ministry in Gaza reports that more than 1,400 families have been completely wiped out by Israeli attacks. This means every single member of these families—newborn babies, young children, parents, and elderly grandparents—has been killed.

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An Israeli airstrike targeted a house in the Nuseirat refugee camp, with the Wafa news agency reporting a death toll of 20, including six children and five women. Separately, a young girl was killed when Israeli artillery shelled tents housing displaced families in the western part of Nuseirat.

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Update: Netanyahu says that his cabinet has agreed the ceasefire with Hezbo//ah. It is set to begin at 4am. It is currently 1:45am In Lebanon and Israel has issued new forced displacement orders southern Beirut.

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things to say when people ask you what disability you have -the cool one -the one that makes you hot -idk but fireballs shoot out of my hands sometimes and they don’t know why -i signed an nda -i didn’t apologize for party rocking -guess

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The Sun, by Edvard Munch, 1911

submitted 113 days ago • 12 comments

speaking in tongues is real i do it to my cats

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i will NEVER understand celery haters. you’re telling me you’ve never ONCE wondered what it’s like to be a cow?? pathetic

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kinda fucked up that screaming PLEASE MAKE IT STOP to myself does nothing to actually relieve my constant physical anguish

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

i hate small talk why do i have to pass an exam to be your friend

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going to the doctor in the us is like paying to wait in line for a club and then paying to get denied entry

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in retrospect being autistic made me so good at responding to bullying because half the time i couldn’t even tell. people would be like “i love how you just wear anything” and i would be like “thank you!! i’ve always had a really distinct personal style!!”

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

trump chose springfield for the same reason the simpsons did

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allergic boy autumn

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the pea: nature’s boba pearl

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you know a family is full of neurodivergent people when they talk about john mulaney like he’s an old family friend

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