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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
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Dear everybody who screams about being all fuckin' patriotic and shit while supporting this fascist regime. Here's a clue. You aren't patriotic. You aren't Americans. You are the antithesis (look it up) of everything that our Constitution stands for. You are the 'Murikkkan Taliban. Maddy out!

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Maddy's Inspiration Thought Of The Day. We can kill two birds with one stone. I'll bring the stone, you choose the birds. Yeah, you're right. It is kind of a long list. Ok. I'll bring more stones. Maddy out! For more outdoor activity suggestions visit hangingchadsbook.com.

So, Medicare will no longer pay for telehealth services. Yeah, real "efficient". And the people who will suffer the MOST from this new dipshit rule? Rural voters. Old, white, rural voters. So, enjoy your trip to the Big, Blue, DEI city for your next appointment! If you can get one. Maddy out!

Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. Good things come to those that wait. But while we're sitting around waiting, real people's lives around the world are being disrupted, if not brutally ended. They won't be around to see any "good things". Fuck waiting. We want good things NOW! Maddy out!

So, he's now called himself the king. Uh, but Elvis died like 50 years ago. He was overweight, listless, and a shell of his former self and died on the toilet. Huh. I guess more projection and foreshadowing. Maddy out!

So now, President Zelensky is a 'dictator' because he cancelled elections in accordance with Ukranine's Constitution. Gee, projection or foreshadowing? Or both? Maddy out!

I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT! Ever notice how docile and subservient he is when he's around Putin? Putin is his daddy-figure! He's never gotten over his own daddy issues so now he's trying to receive attention and admiration from his new one! Not that it matters. A prick is a prick. Maddy out!

Maddy's Inspirational Thought Of The Day. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. That's it. Listen to the song. It's self explanatory. Interpret as you will. I sure as fuck have, heh, heh, heh. Maddy out! hangingchadsbook.com. Your one stop to build a killer soundtrack to your life.

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So, a show of hands, please. What traditional allies are still with us? Yes, please, anybody. Don't be shy. Just raise your little paw to show your solidarity with us and...oh, yes! You there, in the back! Oh, fuck. Put your hand down, Vlad. You don't fuckin' count. Maddy out!