hangrydad.bsky.social
Your dad from twitter, now on Bluesky. Hope you've tidied your room.
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Times were 'ard, we had to cross the channel on foot, like real men.
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Breaking the first rule of Sport Club, I see.
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Droopy what?
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Performative cruelty. Grotesque.
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"I want to hit women."
I mean, there's telling on yourself, and there's whatever the hell this is.
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Dress up like a cherub and hunt your beloved with a shortbow.💘 Like Hard Target, but more whimsical.
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Very romantic for Valentine's Day, finding the quickest way to a man's heart.
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Get well soon.
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Oh, I'm glad I checked - that's amazing!
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Has anyone tried running them over with a Range Rover?
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Haven't seen that for a while, still classic!
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End of the road for metrosexuals.
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I'm not sure chapped lips are a price worth paying.
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I hope they see this conversation, and know that they have been judged.
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"You Be The Judge, brought to you by PornHub."
There you go, The Guardian's money worries are over.
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Might not have been my first conclusion, but sure, why not?
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Might just post this comment every week.
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They're either desperate for their 15 minutes or fame, or there's a proper issue behind this that they're just not willing to confront.
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Hocus Pocus, for a little bit of anti-Catholicism (possibly).
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We've all heard "When America sneezes, Britain catches a cold", but I dread to think what will it mean now that America is cutting off its nose to spite its face.
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Big teeth? Environmental advantage? Perceives you as food?
Yes, yes, and thrice yes. I'm quite happy staying out of the way of sharks, thank you.
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Looks like it should be wobbling.
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Wowzers. The Presidency as reality TV.
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Mae West wouldn't know what to make of this.
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Glad I wasn't the only one to think of this.
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This will end well, of that I have no doubt.
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I thought Nicholas Parsons was often a bit free with "the benefit of the doubt" on Just A Minute, but this is beyond the pale.
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The news endlessly broadcasting clips is his speech was inflicting irreparable harm on my psyche, yesterday.
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Many happy returns. Hope it's a good one.
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Bloody sloppy salute, too. Modern day Nazis can't even be bothered to look sharp.
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I'm sure we're all excited for he next Wall Street Crash.
youtu.be/qKKh0QwvyRw?...
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[joke about a foot high piano player and a genie with hearing loss]
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I'd quite like to see us and our other allies shun the USA and watch it become a pariah under Trump, but I don't suppose that's especially likely to happen.
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I seem to endlessly dip in and out of No Man's Sky, which the kids have universally written off as "boring".
Many a happy memory of dropping into my eldest's Fortnite squad and being carried to victory, though!
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Yeah, if you want Minecraft explained, you're going to want someone younger who can still muster enthusiasm for things.
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"You there boy, what's the latest word from the TikToks?"
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I think you just need to look to the nearest child for an explanation.
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"Don't forget your Mountain Dew."
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That's not a Dairylea Triangle.
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Hope it gets crushed.
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👍
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My wife works in SEND, and finds ChatGPT similarly useful.