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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

submitted 2 days ago • 818 comments

I'm mad at myself for sometimes forgetting how talented Katherine is...

submitted 3 days ago • 68 comments

LAST CALLLL

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas? 🙋‍♂️: Moth.

submitted 3 days ago • 473 comments

History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way” Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??” History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”

submitted 4 days ago • 391 comments

I finally got to be on scishow tangents! And I got to talk about my least favorite thing, infectious disease. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/p... or wherever you get your podcasts.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

This video kicks ass: youtu.be/o2jzKo1RqWU?...

submitted 4 days ago • 120 comments

Question from the 8 year old: Did Thanos have a 50% chance of snapping himself?

submitted 4 days ago • 539 comments

Raking confetti into piles on my office floor with a literal rake and then slowly transferring the piles into 200 small envelopes is the most Howard Hughes shit I get up to all year.

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

Measles high infection rate is the reason we have not yet been able to eradicate it. That rate means you need a very high vaccination rate to prevent outbreaks. It is possible, but not with current levels of institutional distrust.

submitted 5 days ago • 449 comments

The #1 reported reason people avoid doctor’s appointments is because they’re afraid of finding out they have a serious illness. If you have that fear, that’s normal and you’re not alone. Also remember, there is basically no serious illness that isn’t less serious if you catch it sooner.

submitted 5 days ago • 781 comments

I do not think it is going to get this far.

submitted 5 days ago • 413 comments

OH MY GOD BRENNAN HAVING A BANANA LOCA IS THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST #P4A2025

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

One baked bean at a time 🫘🐇#p4a2025

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Potential #p4a2025 mascots??

submitted 6 days ago • 117 comments

Favorite #p4a2025 taglines this year?

submitted 6 days ago • 54 comments

This is 100 Rubik’s cubes!!

submitted 7 days ago • 45 comments

Still thinking about how bad the minty jelly pickle was. #p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 43 comments

Update from the Great P4Egg Hatchening: We have seen no movement since yesterday’s initial crack. Glennnn reports hearing humming reminiscent of Pink Pony Club late last night. Stay tuned for more coverage as we wait for the #p4a2025 mascot.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

A message for #Danaher:

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

This is how the Ted Lasso sign looked right? #P4A2025

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

#p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Probly Bluesky…

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

#p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

I’ll fix this later but it’s truly that time of the year again

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

#p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

#gubbins #p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

honk honk #P4A2025

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Next time we’ll invite all the dwarf planets, lil buddy. #p4a2025

submitted 7 days ago • 176 comments