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The Franklin Expedition, 1845-48

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Hi, I’m Michael Waltz! But you can call me the national security chick :D

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Whenever my CTA train gets delayed due to “police activity” i assume it’s an orient express situation

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Katie made me into a mug

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The testing room at the umbrella factory must be unlucky as hell

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I hadnt used a modern flash card app before and this shit is like when neo is shaking around in his chair with the phone charger jammed into his neck

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Its pretty funny that the lyrics of California Uber Alles came true except with rfk jr instead of jerry brown

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The new version of the salesforce mascots looks like they were all kidnapped by Dr Robotnik

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You can actually use the bathwater to help the sauce stick to the baby

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Gazing across the cannonball-strewn battlefield after a bloody edit war

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Yet another guy from 300 years ago who’s still getting completely wrecked

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The librarian is in

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If you’re holding a takeout bag you can just go into any apartment lobby and hang out

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hey @wolfteeth i found your potato

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Shout out to the customer with the MFF 2019 staff tote bag buying yarn to make a crochet rhinoceros

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That 30 is fucking me up

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Prepare for trouble! / And make it double!

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A little peek inside the thrilling life of a yarn merchant… nothing beats the rush of new linen become old oatmeal

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Jeopardy finally got around to sending the photos from the weird modelling shoot they had us all do, including this one

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Imagine getting banned from craft night and people are still talking about it 400 years later

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I should start giving out quests at my shop

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Thought it would be fun to play all irish musicians in my store last weekend. Now entering hour 72 of having cranberries linger stuck in my head

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Nothing beats the thrill of spotting a really good malapropism in the wild

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If AI is so smart then why does Japanese to English machine translation still suck straight ass

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Nice of the thrift store to have a shirt made specifically for me

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[tariffs] Great news: the federal government is disintegrating too fast to enforce its idiotic policies

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Dad Internet theory

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I guess anything can be a scam vector these days

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Love to fall in a Shetland bog in 1690 so some nerds can eventually knit replicas of my cute little purse

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Born too late to be a fast talking wool pirate

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Born too late to be a fast talking wool pirate

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I’ve been doing crossword puzzles competitively for more than 10 years and i just now realized that the verb “opt” is related to “option”

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D:

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[uspol] I wish my representatives understood that political mood right now is such that the nice old ladies who come in to buy stitch markers are saying stuff like “there’s going to be a reckoning”

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[uspol] Almost every day now a queer 20-something or a mom with a trans kid comes into my store and tells me they’ve just moved from indiana or florida or texas or kentucky or utah or iowa. It’s more and more people every week. And I’m happy to see them and to see my community growing but it’s […]

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[jeopardy spoilers 3/14] @MousyAesthete you did so good!!! Love the gutsy daily double wagers! When ishtar came up i was like oh yeah slam dunk time. They’re definitely gonna invite you back for second chance

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[yarn core] I was stuffing my lil guy with stuff from my yarn scraps and accidentally made a horrifying scene

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Wow look who the lamestream media is platforming now https://www.axios.com/local/chicago/2025/03/14/hannah-wilson-jeopardy-winner-dropped-stitch

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I tried to take a photo of the lunar eclipse by holding my phone up to my binoculars eyepiece and it absolutely did not work but i think the result is kinda cool anyway

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A squad of eclipseheads just walked past my apartment

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