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Imagine being a dedicated physician and university administrator, working yoir way to the top of your field, and you still have to share every google search results page with a milf bear

Exclusive footage of that one smallpox virus emerging from CDC germ supermax

So true, truck

Tfw you become dickey

Margie logs on to every zoom call like this

Anyone got jeffrey goldberg’s mailing address

“100% OPSEC” is gonna have a permanent place in my vocabulary now

On our way to the new byob place

I got an awning installed at the shop today and it feels like tom nook just upgraded my house

I would do january 6 for AOC if she promised to legalize the good sunscreen

I had a dream where they made a 3 hour epic film about the life of hitler where hitler was played by a mincing sacha baron cohen basically doing brüno

The Franklin Expedition, 1845-48

Hi, I’m Michael Waltz! But you can call me the national security chick :D

Whenever my CTA train gets delayed due to “police activity” i assume it’s an orient express situation

Katie made me into a mug

The testing room at the umbrella factory must be unlucky as hell

I hadnt used a modern flash card app before and this shit is like when neo is shaking around in his chair with the phone charger jammed into his neck

Its pretty funny that the lyrics of California Uber Alles came true except with rfk jr instead of jerry brown

The new version of the salesforce mascots looks like they were all kidnapped by Dr Robotnik

You can actually use the bathwater to help the sauce stick to the baby

Gazing across the cannonball-strewn battlefield after a bloody edit war

Yet another guy from 300 years ago who’s still getting completely wrecked

The librarian is in

If you’re holding a takeout bag you can just go into any apartment lobby and hang out

hey @wolfteeth i found your potato

Shout out to the customer with the MFF 2019 staff tote bag buying yarn to make a crochet rhinoceros

That 30 is fucking me up

Prepare for trouble! / And make it double!

A little peek inside the thrilling life of a yarn merchant… nothing beats the rush of new linen become old oatmeal

Jeopardy finally got around to sending the photos from the weird modelling shoot they had us all do, including this one

Imagine getting banned from craft night and people are still talking about it 400 years later

I should start giving out quests at my shop

Thought it would be fun to play all irish musicians in my store last weekend. Now entering hour 72 of having cranberries linger stuck in my head

Nothing beats the thrill of spotting a really good malapropism in the wild

If AI is so smart then why does Japanese to English machine translation still suck straight ass

Nice of the thrift store to have a shirt made specifically for me

[tariffs] Great news: the federal government is disintegrating too fast to enforce its idiotic policies

Dad Internet theory

I guess anything can be a scam vector these days

Love to fall in a Shetland bog in 1690 so some nerds can eventually knit replicas of my cute little purse

Born too late to be a fast talking wool pirate

Born too late to be a fast talking wool pirate