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27, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer. https://hansdurchholz.com ✨Fuck genAI✨ You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch. Current Projects: Pixel Art & Godot Looking for Work | DM's Open He/Him | St. Louis, MO
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pro athletes have reported a rise in violent threats since gambling took off, good thing gamers are known for being super normal!

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Mario Kart World version 1.1.2 removes the popular workaround to avoid intermission courses by selecting "random" in the Online Race mode. I like to call this game the most Mario Kart Mario Kart to ever Mario Kart, fitting that Nintendo pulls the biggest Nintendo move imaginable here

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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

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there was this corruption of the spongebob "daring today, aren't we" bit going around on tumblr about all the deadly sins and how they would erode your spirit and people were reblogging it thinking it was funny and not realizing that the original poster was a catholic who meant it seriously

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Deeply unserious newspaper.

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Pikmin Katamari: The Nova Blaster! #pikmin

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SiIvaGunner started with a simple premise: trolling people looking for game music with mashups. It has grown into something greater: a volunteer, non-profit, artist-managed collective in the service of great rips and one the best parts of YouTube. For @aftermath.site aftermath.site/siivagunner-...

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Sure 12 people have as much wealth as 4 billion people combined but they told me this is human nature and the best we can do so this is what life is and always will be ❤️

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in hindsight we probably should have seen this was a trap, but everything was so new and we were still just kids

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I interviewed Takahashi-san for @retrogamermag.bsky.social (coming next issue) and we talked about this. To a T is awesome. Takahashi is the best. Here’s an excerpt from the interview transcript. More in the magazine.

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People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

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GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause

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FUCK ICE

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it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

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happy pride month

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- Dudes rock - This is just the Body Improvement Club from Mob Psycho - This is from TEN years ago - Dudes rock even more

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stars & phonemes #art

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The brain is funny the way it makes you dream about people you used to be on good terms with but who aren't any good for you and makes you miss them terribly

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Somewhere in an underground facility in Osaka 大阪の地下施設のどこか #EXPO2025 #大阪関西万博 #大阪 #osaka #japan #ミャクミャク #myakumyaku #fanart #procreate

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it's really funny to live in a world where people are trying to argue that you don't exist while there's a separate group of people convinced that a bunch of auto-complete functions might be considered a person

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I think TLOU S2 really suffers from conversion to tv in a way the first season didn't for two reasons: 1) bc the first game was more naturally episodic where the second relies on a very perpetual emotional throughline, and 2) bc many things video game people do are wildly dumb outside of video games

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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

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hot take but i actually dont believe u need a deep nuanced understanding of the history of Israel and Palestine in order 2 be opposed to the senseless murder and systemically planned famine of hundreds of thousands of innocent children

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The smartest people I know are all skeptical of A.I. My punk friends see it as a tool of oppression. My art friends see it as a creative cancer. And then there’s LinkedIn.

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rich people all decided its unfair they have to die and if they cant be immortal through science or magic they will drag with them into hell all those who dare to outlive them

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