hansdurchholz.com
27, progressive, software dev, gamer (derogatory), improv enjoyer.
https://hansdurchholz.com
✨Fuck genAI✨
You might know me as B_Hands, grunchy_hands, grunch. Gunch.
Current Projects: Pixel Art & Godot
Looking for Work | DM's Open
He/Him | St. Louis, MO
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DON'T talk to me until I've had my morning slurp‼️
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The best avenue for someone like me to take would be to join a private competitive community...which is probably what Nintendo wants! And I get that! But at the moment I would have to set aside time for a 12-track set which is a bummer when I just want to play a few races
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The problem for people like me who play too much mario kart is that this just kills the strategic variance for the game. Bagging is by far the best strategy for most intermissions
This is where most of the hate for the "straight lines" comes from, gets stale both from a driving and item perspective
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Me when I see art
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One of my all-time favorite gaming memories is playing @chipzel.bsky.social's Spectra in JSAB when hexagons start appearing on-screen. Leapt out of my chair, I was so hyped
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I've seen people say Mario Kart players don't like intermissions because they hate change, don't want the playing field to be leveled, etc. In reality their biggest issue is that 99% of intermissions are bagging tracks. Knockout Tour is already there for intermission fans!
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cum burger 🤤
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I've experienced so much amazing art by zoomers in the past few years, it genuinely fills me with so much hope
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I love obscure questions like these! Especially if the punishment for getting a question wrong isn't too severe; that option makes games a great medium for obscure trivia questions as opposed to something like a bar trivia night, imo
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I've had people accuse me of using AI because of my use of semicolons, let me be pretentious dammit!
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AAAA I love this so much!! I'm so obsessed with these series, it's like this was developed in a lab specifically for me lol. Have always loved your work but damn you nailed this
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A good portion of the site got hit with takedowns (mostly Nintendo iirc) but it's still up! It's a decent backup for when myrient has issues
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This movie cured my nihilism
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Ridiculously cool! The painter (self-insert?) is oddly adorable and I love that
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You're so cultured, a true artiste appreciates the classics
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It'll always baffle me how people see screenshots like this and think this is remotely usable.
I've had people tell me, "but it normally gets things right." How would they know?! I typically don't search for topics I'm familiar with, except for tests like this and they're SO frequently inaccurate
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Omg I've never heard of anyone else who's played this game, its vibes were SO different from everything else I had growing up. Many formative memories
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I've been saying this for years