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My current headcannon is that SpongeBob Squarepants is entirely conceived and created by bisexual men.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Poison Ivy would’ve killed all these billionaires destroying the planet by now

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Oh hell yeah

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Going without coffee today

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Dear Manager, It’s hard to tell you what I did this week. It’s a whole lot easier to tell you what I will never do. You know what that is? 1) give you up 2) let you down 3) run around 4) desert you 5) tell a lie, hurt you

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

im gonna show YOU! how to be a homo

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 5 days ago • 305 comments

Ordered Thai food for dinner because I cannot be bothered to cook today

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Reminiscing on the mutual bag fumble that was 2022

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I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

submitted 6 days ago • 108 comments

just a reminder, the fascists don’t actually have the power they are projecting yet. they also do not have the means to control every American if they were to try and enact some form of policestate. They cannot control this country and they cannot kill enough of us to stop them from losing control

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

It’s an Olivia Dean and Lianne La Havas Saturday

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Who was Tony Danza to Elton John and why did he want him to hold him closer?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m afraid that I’m the only one in my immediate family who senses that the house is already on fire

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Off to work from a coffee shop all morning

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

make nazis dead again

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Time for some Monday morning mantras

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaand I no longer wanna be at the gayme night 😐

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments