Profile avatar
happierman.bsky.social
podcast-maker: Night Vale, Unlicensed, Within the Wires, Random Horror 9
80 posts 2,013 followers 137 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 40 Comments 9

hey creeps, @symphonysanders.bsky.social is going to join me and @planetoffinks.bsky.social today at 4pm ET. come tell us how pretty we are.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Number 8 in #SummerScaries is It Devours! by @planetoffinks.bsky.social and @happierman.bsky.social Picked this one up at the library because of the cover and it looks like I'm about to be devoured by a whole new obsession !🖤 #horror #horrorsky #booksky

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

*whispering to guy on the 2/3* hey man, this new Sunset Blvd is really good

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

submitted 7 days ago • 163 comments

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

submitted 19 days ago • 230 comments

frame this and put in the met

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

honestly, after the whitelash against kendrick's halftime, the nfl is gonna give us lee greenwood and hologram toby keith next year

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

drake having a worse super bowl than mahomes

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

sure did enjoy that applebee's halftime show

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

they should change their name to the Kansas City Refs

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

doing this today at 3pm ET! what a fun movie patreon.com/randomhorror9

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Black Lives Matter fundamentally broke these people’s brains. They couldn’t bear the idea that they might have to tell a different story about this country and thus tell a different story about themselves. They hated it, and now they are using everything they have to never feel that way again.

submitted 29 days ago • 90 comments

How your email finds me.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

true feng shui in this apartment listing photo

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Another adorable song ruined by ghosts 📽 INSIDIOUS (2011) 🎲 CREEPY CHILDREN 🎲 PG-13 🎙 @happierman.bsky.social & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social 🎨 #davidbaldwinart #RandomHorror9 #RNGHPN9 #randomnumbergeneratorhorrorpodcastno9 #insidious

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

come hang out w me & @planetoffinks.bsky.social at 4pm ET today!

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos

submitted 41 days ago • 115 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 41 days ago • 474 comments

goddammit

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

come hang out as me & @cecilbaldwiniii.bsky.social talk The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Open to all Patreon members (including the free ones!) today at 3pm ET

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

AI always makes me think about this sketch from 2010, which idealistically assumes it'll take 1000 years for factual narratives to go haywire youtu.be/3Z2vU8M6CYI?...

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

me: glenlivet 15 year bartender: neat or rocks? me: just splenda

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

back in college a male friend who was good at soccer complained that he didn't get a scholarship bc of "Title IX quotas," and i said, "sounds like you should have been better at soccer"

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 19 comments

what a ridiculous movie but a really fun one to talk about

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

it’s so hilarious when people have cats that aren’t evil. it’s like get on my level

submitted 46 days ago • 22 comments

sorry for my flurry of more than 2 posts in a day, but i'm in a hotel bar in dallas

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

what if god is a woman and her name is jennifer and she's only 48 years old and she's seen Cars more than any other movie because her son, jesus, fucking loved that shit when he was a kid

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

hey, kids, instead of "dunking" on something you think is "crunge" or "un-lit", maybe pause for a second and just wish the universe never began in the first place

submitted 46 days ago • 2 comments

others: hey jeffrey why don't you keep up with the news me:

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Dallas Goedert is acting like my cat when he doesn't want to be picked up

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

i look so forward to these every month. come join us for free this time (open to all our free patreon members! www.patreon.com/posts/119431...

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

submitted 52 days ago • 491 comments

Unlicensed, season 2, now on Audible

submitted 51 days ago • 3 comments

as a new york resident, i'm too close to the issue. if only there were people who've never lived in nyc that had thoughts about congestion pricing

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you built an ark? Name two of every animal.

submitted 53 days ago • 22 comments

ugh i'm still writing 2024 on my podcast episode file names

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

You know when you’re born and you come out of your mom and there’s that guy standing there with the cigarette who says, “Hey, you’re back on Earth. Try to relax,” and then disappears? Haha who is that guy, he seems nice though

submitted 601 days ago • 13 comments

jfc these are so good

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment