Oh you built an ark? Name two of every animal. - ThreadSky

benedictsred.bsky.social • 48 days ago

Oh you built an ark? Name two of every animal.

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fardgamer69421.bsky.social•48 days ago

And then beat the crap out of every single one of them

camdenmaclaren.bsky.social•47 days ago

Brevis & Butthead
Mickey & Minnie
Sonic & Amy
Simba & Nala
Harambe & ....

newavenue.bsky.social•48 days ago

Oh you flew too close to the sun? name every type of wax

ev3nth0rizon.bsky.social•48 days ago

Noah is a dick for bringing mosquitoes with him

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•48 days ago

Like tigers and elephants and flamingos. And so on, like that

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•48 days ago

This is also making me wonder if there were other attempts. Like if there was a Nick's Ark but he just didn't cut it. Like at best he could make a raft but it sunk immediately

dangerpixel.com•48 days ago

they will never write about Larry's ark

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•48 days ago

Larry couldn't even make a speaker cabinet

dangerpixel.com•48 days ago

and remember when harold tried selling us his 72 commandments

lolol

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•48 days ago

Lol - it was mostly about his crappy chicken marsala recipe

astephman.bsky.social•48 days ago

Left shark, right shark

jeremyosner.bsky.social•48 days ago

https://youtu.be/OmxhajWJAnY?si=MsHXyvqWsQtSv7vt

seanpaulmahoney.bsky.social•48 days ago

uh um how about the Twocan?

deeks549.bsky.social•48 days ago

Does that include insects?

benedictsred.bsky.social•47 days ago

I think so?

deeks549.bsky.social•47 days ago

Right

digitaldiscipline.bsky.social•48 days ago

All killer whales are named Kevin.

@theauthorguy.bsky.social wouldn't lie to us about something like that.

thinkyparts.bsky.social•48 days ago

Also… You know all the siblings are gonna have to Fck right?

historiken.bsky.social•48 days ago

extra animals sneaking in like "oh, those are the chipmunks, we're the chapmunks, totally different"

traviscash.bsky.social•48 days ago

Eustace and hiram, muriel and ulysses, mordecai and dot, clarence and sheila...

gorlock.bsky.social•48 days ago

I thought Clarence and Sheila split up ages ago?

traviscash.bsky.social•48 days ago

No, the sister ended up joining them

harleyroux.bsky.social•48 days ago

Electrode, diglet, nidoran, mankey

ianfortey.bsky.social•48 days ago

Kevin and Tito, Luke and Jim, Luke and Tito, Kevin and Jim, Barnaby and Squirrel...phew.. is that all of them?

mrmambo.bsky.social•48 days ago

I used to build display arks for a company that made animal figurines. Wish I still had any pics. Like 5' long, 3' wide & tall. Got pulled over north of San Antonio one time with 1 in the van, 1 in a trailer. Cop said I fit a profile, demanded a search.
I loved telling him there were 2 Noah's arks.