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Soggy Biscuit, but for selecting a new pope.

every single transportation conversation ever

Woah woah *woah*, lads! You were just meant to build a wall of solid hate against various outgroups and the left to keep them away from any kind of power via a solid electoral bloc of easily-led fuckheads. You weren’t supposed to go upsetting and scaring real people who actually matter!

spoil a children's favourite: "written by JK Rowling"

Spoil a children's favourite: The Five Children and Shit.

Couldn't find my glasses because I'd put them in the most ridiculous place possible (their case)

Michael Young coined the phrase "meritocracy" as satire, and then he fathered Toby Young in case people didn't get the joke.

In the coming years, I look forward to the best selling books titled “Debugging AI-generated Codebases” and its companion “Refactoring Legacy AI Systems”.

I find this very moving: a 10-year-old Ukrainian boy who moved to the West of Ireland 2 years ago as a refugee, speaking in Irish of his love of playing Irish music

<chanting> low-tax speed-run *clap clap clapclapclap* LOW-TAX SPEED-RUN *clap clap clapclapclap*

Re-watching House. It’s a great show, but I truly believe that the Maverick Who Gets Results is a pestilence on the public discourse.

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

f.duriansoftware.com/@joe/1131887...

Sorry, the baby-factory *white-supremacist* misogyny of the right, I meant

Counterpoint: the left talk about the causes and fixes for low birth rates all the time: better maternity leave, national childcare, cheaper housing, child-friendly employment practices, higher immigration, etc. They just refused to join in the baby-factory misogyny of the right.

"Two thumbs up!" - An octopus critic trashing a movie

today in Silicon Valley Innovation: these motherfuckers invented a VELOC. they invented a reverse mortgage for your car and made it into a credit card

Trump: "The Associated Press just refuses to go with what the law is and what has taken place. It's called the Gulf of America now. It's not called the Gulf of Mexico any longer. I have the right to do it."

Welsh Dr Dre tribute artist called Town Doctor

Datblygu - Gazpacho [Welsh, UK ; Minimal Synth / Experimental] (1993) The NME described them as "Kraftwerk with a hangover". From 'Libertino' EP . https://redd.it/1gi5knc https://youtu.be/_MKr1K5cs5s

I had faggots and rumbledethumps for dinner, if you want to know how British I am.

I feel like the issue here might be that it is only too clear what he wants, and that is to crush the left *and* the Sensible Moderate libs, while remaking Labour as the party of billionaire donors, fash-curious pensioners, flag-fucking imbeciles and football lads throwing bricks at the cops.

UK bands from the 80s all have bios like: "The group met at a government-funded arts mixer where they each received six months' rent tax-free" while for bands from the 2020s they're like "formed as a final year project at Goldsmiths, their first release was funded by interest from their trust funds"

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

lmao. Mastering COBOL Programming is trending on Apple Books.

It’s a shame the teams below Man United are so bad.

Musk is like a programmer in their first job, who looks at the codebase and says ‘who the fuck wrote this shit?’ because they don’t understand the compromises made and lessons learned over the years. We’ve all been there, but most of us learn eventually. He’s never had anybody tell him no.