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Or else what? They need to start tossing people in prison for contempt already or shut the fuck up.

submitted 17 hours ago • 11 comments

It's weird to have elected leaders who say they want to crash the economy, reinstate segregation, strip human rights and create a perpetual underclass and then have people ask why are they doing this are they bad at economics ?

submitted 3 days ago • 137 comments

If that dipshit really wanted to win over Wisconsin voters who are only kinda paying attention to stuff, he should have dropped 10 million into Wisconsin's NIL fund, not annoying commercials. But he doesn't know ball.

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

What’s the opposite of doom scrolling?

submitted 4 days ago • 1212 comments

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Eat shit, Apartheid Clyde

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

LOLwut?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

No more internet please, unplug it

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

NPR has long treated Trump with kiddie gloves, but now it’s full mask-off.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps I’m just cynical about everything these days, but I will be pleasantly shocked if any of these clowns lose their jobs over this fiasco.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

don’t threaten me with a good time

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

I had no idea we needed DEI to prevent the accidental exposure of secret war plans.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

Cooking up a batch of meth followed by seamlessly transitioning into student manager/hype man, this guy can do it all!

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Exxon says that while it still has confidence in Captain Joseph Hazelwood's hand on the tiller, the company must move urgently to support not being drunk at work and change focus to piloting while sober.

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

Worms. All of them.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Elon! Bubby! I’m your White Knight!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Hell will welcome every one of these cowards with open arms. May Schumer never know another moment of peace on earth.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine if this were something university presidents had been saying loudly and in unison on every TV network and social media platform for the past month.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Ohio State’s NCAA Tournament chances right about now: youtu.be/N_j5tDuakKU?...

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if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

submitted 28 days ago • 185 comments

The youngest millennials turn 30 this year and the oldest turn 45. I’m absolutely begging people to learn what words mean

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Virginia has gotten a lot more blue since this guy first got elected to the Senate. Surely, there’s someone out there with a spine who’s willing to primary him.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Damn that’s crazy Tommy. Btw what state does The Girls’ Team Of All Boys play in, what sport do they play, how come I haven’t seen a billion stories about it after conservative media outlets covered the one (1) allegedly trans volleyball player like she was LeBron and Jordan combined

submitted 33 days ago • 19 comments

No democrat should vote for anything in Congress until Musk is fired and all the federal funding he zeroed out on a whim is restored. We simply cannot have a democracy when the Executive's zonked-out Vizier moves fast and breaks things he doesn't understand, which is all things, because he's stupid.

submitted 38 days ago • 87 comments

@sickoscommittee.org @edsbs.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Daughter brought this home from school book fair. Read the whole damn thing and not a single mention of Maryland/USC.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

“Ah, well…nevertheless!”

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Star of Leopard News Asks That Friend’s Face be Spared

submitted 44 days ago • 442 comments

FAU basketball is holding "Seinfeld Night" and it sounds awesome. - Kramer will be there - The arena is called "Del Boca Vista" - FAU's marine biology program will be honored

submitted 47 days ago • 7 comments

Belushi Ferrell Farley Hartman Murphy Shannon Samberg Chevy & Norm

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

😱😱😱

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

submitted 49 days ago • 93 comments

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

submitted 51 days ago • 212 comments

The year is 2026 A.D. Jimmy Fallon just ate the last egg cooked by Gordon Ramsey in a Amazon sponsored TV special. It’s day 37 of martial law. Dem politicians keep txting you begging to sign up for X, the everything app, only legal way to donate to midterm camapigns (subject to 69% processing fee).

submitted 52 days ago • 25 comments

#PennStateMade

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Lulz aside, not sure climbing a pole in a country and society that emphasizes orderliness and cleanliness is a good idea.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

🥹🥹🥹

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, Eagles: Give me something I can cheer for in 2025 youtu.be/CF8D_4SFLjw?...

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

While many of you are likely yelling "GO BIRDS" or "GO CHIEFS!" I'm yelling "GO [is blackbagged by the Feds and shoved into an unmarked van] #SuperBowl2025NewOrleans

submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

Gonna need members of congress to stop acting like mall cop brown shirts have cast some kind of force field around federal agencies while they’re being looted by indoor groyper teens with broccoli cuts. Is this a crisis or not.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

eager to find out at the end of the deferred resignation period that the 40k federal workers who supposedly signed up were overcounted by a bit and it turns out to be 200 people who were already 3 days from retirement and who were already taking art classes or working on the great bureaucratic novel

submitted 58 days ago • 10 comments

You don't hate the Gin Blossoms, you're confusing them with the Goo Goo Dolls again.

submitted 61 days ago • 12 comments

Freezing foreign aide, ending the refugee program, closing USAID, and starting an unnecessary trade war. A first 10 days so dumb and self-destructive that the only analogy I can summon is trading Luka Doncic for Anthony Davis, Max Christie, and a 2029 first round pick.

submitted 62 days ago • 15 comments

Run groups or any sort of activity club (fitness or otherwise) are an excellent way to socialize and feel like you’re part of a community, especially since it becomes more difficult to make new friends at this stage in life.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments