hardie.bsky.social
32. Gender-fluid. Horror, Video Games, Cinema, Trash. Mostly just existing
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Crazier too that the Pentagon absolutely has their own food, including I’m sure a chain pizza place. If I worked there, I’d take it as an insult
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This is the best type of terrible taste in music
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Okay, but hypnotism is demonstrable. I have been hypnotized at hypnotist show. What’s there not to believe?
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It’s worth noting that I asked the Chupacabra and he said that he was definitely against war with Iran
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I like that you can now just say what laws you’re not subject to and everybody has to accept it with no resistance
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Counterpoint, this is exactly what he campaigned on. All of it
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I had such a fun time with this one, though it was a little nonsensical.
Google searches during/after the movie:
“Can you airdrop a text message?”
“Are skyscrapers pressurized?”
“What is the largest house you can buy within 15 minutes driving from downtown Chicago?”
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Are baseball players payed by the Christian baby HR?
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Everyone should just go exactly the speed limit
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This exact same thing happened to me! Except instead of nachos it was gumbo, instead of Mike Love, it was Tuv Lo, instead of front row, it was a pit, and instead of the musician noticing, it was someone who wanted to pickpocket my cellphone
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People are so used to low inventory console releases and having to navigate a scalper-rich market that they can’t comprehend a company actually accounting for high demand
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This is intentional spillage. She should be held accountable
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A sign that block lists work. Don’t even wanna know who this was.
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I feel weirdly validated by this. Always got a bad vibe from his movies
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Well, I now have a plan for the rest of the day. Thank you 😊
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Pulp has a new record?!
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Vampyros Lesbos (Jess Franco)
Pulse (Kiyoshi Kurosawa)
In Bruges (Martin McDonagh)
Black Sunday (Mario Bava)
In any order
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I really hope that it begins the exact same way as Halloween Kills with Sue Ann taking on dozens of firefighters as she emerges from the wreckage of the house
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Made me think about my own albuterol inhaler with 0 puffs left that the telemedicine online doctor won’t prescribe more of without another $100 five minute meeting. I guess breathing is a luxury for the unemployed asthmatic
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So that’s what the L stands for. Never knew
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In Brutus’ defense, this is the face a lot of people close to Caesar were making through like 90% of the Gallic Wars
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Wait, this is how I find out?!
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As someone who’s been to a Star Wars themed burlesque show but never had the desire to go to a strip club, I feel very specifically attacked
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About to graduate with my MBA, have two BAs and an AA, and at this point in the job search would love to have anything, even doing trollies on a Friday
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It makes a little bit of sense when you consider that many transphobes have never had an introspective or otherwise critical thought in their lives
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I always saw it as Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy coded
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As long as it has a repeated birthing scene like in Men, I’m in
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Back in my day printing verifiably false information in media was a fireable offense for both writers and editors and would completely destroy the legitimacy of the publications that printed them
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In any other family Eric would be the let down of a child, but you’ve gotta admire the tireless effort Jr. puts into being almost violently disappointing
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Touching, the diagnosis is what brought Trump and his wife back together
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Crash (1996)
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I don’t know what combination of things I’ve searched recently that gave me buff Marc Maron on my feed
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Not gonna lie, I thought the name of the movie was DD. Why does Dolby need three different spots on the poster?
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Closer than usual actually
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Not the point, but that pizza not kebab
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Wait and then who inherits the earth?!
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IF I ever die, I’d rather they just hire an actor to play me
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It’s a dream soundtrack. Truly amazing
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Oh gosh, this is going to be like the time I got super into the Wu Tang Clan after watching Kill Bill for the first time, isn’t it?