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What is it about black living room furniture that just screams “shoot your porno movie here!”

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I wasn’t born, I was summoned.

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

I’m not listening and I am judging.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like “pull-on” and “jeans” don’t belong in the same item description.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to hug Neko Case.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

submitted 7 days ago • 2171 comments

I own every bell that tolls me.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

“We’ll see you in court.” is my favorite part of my job.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Why’ve I never seen Cabaret?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

…again

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

God I love WinCo

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

I type at 90-95 WPM… which I think means I literally do type faster than I talk.

submitted 546 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Birthday to Marsha P. Johnson. May she rest in power.

submitted 557 days ago • 13 comments

Obligatory picture of my kitty Nesta.

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Well… I’m here now.

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments