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I spend an insane amount of time painting plastic miniatures for games that I rarely get to play. Why? How the fuck should I know?!?
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Fetterman bumbles his way into a swinger's party but he sees the bowl of keys on the counter and just starts eating them

A carrier was robbed for their keys a couple miles away from my route for the 2nd time in 6 months. I am once again asking to arm the Postal Service.

This is who runs this account

When I was 12, my Bronco league baseball team clinched a playoff spot when I scored the game winning run on a bases loaded walk. I did the George Jefferson walk to the plate, and it's very sobering to know the most spontaneously swaggy thing I'll ever do took place before I was a teenager.

Memphis arguably getting more for Bane than the Mavs got for Luka is wild.

Trumps birthday parade is absolutely magnificent. Huge respect to the organizers, and the men and women in uniform.

Wife and kids took me to my favorite place for early Father's Day brunch, so I'm now day drunk and we got cut off by a bitch in a MAGA hat so I tried to fight her cuck husband and now I'm making the kids listen to NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF on repeat, happy early Father's Day to all!

No Kings sadly includes the Sacramento Kings, which is a bit of a mercy if we're being honest.

NO KINGS except the short ones

At Disneyland I saw Booger from Revenge of the Nerds walking right towards me. He was wearing a scarf and hat and trying to look incognito. We locked eyes when he was about 10' away. My eyes grew huge upon recognition. His eyes grew huge upon recognition of my recognition. I winked, he smiled.

A new "listen up liberal, my wife left me" just dropped

The Knicks coaching search method of wanting to hire already employed coaches has very solid WE'RE GONNA BUY GREENLAND vibes.

My youngest picked up my long neglected acoustic guitar and in the span of 3 days taught herself how to change the strings and 3 or 4 songs.

My wife and I started watching Yellowjackets, and these young ladies are making some very short-sighted decisions!

it doesn't work on jellyfish stings either so at some point you have to conclude there was just a very successful fetishist with a public health column

Mark Cuban’s posts have been absolute fire since I connected a carbon monoxide tank to my HVAC system

Imagine needing a reason to hate Gavin Newsom.

military vehicles are being moved into dc for trump's birthday parade. don't recognize this country anymore

40 years ago today one of the most formative movies of my life premiered and my childhood was better because of it.

Pagoda has something he wants to say about Ric Flair.

Boy oh boy, Dogma did not age well at all.

I almost cried during the Fantastic 4 preview.

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

The Trump/Elon makeup sex is going to be EPIC.

@kthorjensen.bsky.social out of pure self hatred I showed my friend the Tiny Entourage videos. 14 years later and they're up to 2k-8k views. Money well spent.

ACCOUNTABILITY THREAD: what is a mistake you're far too old to still be making? I'm a month and change away from turning 48 and still cannot keep The Violent Femmes and Flaming Lips separate in my mind.

That’s not the rule and you know it.

Sio Bibble did nothing wrong.