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juiced like a strawberry chicago (and our teams 🥴) // phish // kglw // asoiaf // cooking // gaming striving to remain nominally sane here
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Avowed rules. Incidentally, I love my work-from-home days.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

spotted in new york. the american people aren't happy as elon's approval rating tanks.

Happy Valentines Day from conservative men

Here’s your daily reminder to vote @phish.com into #RockHall 🤘🤘 ⭕️🗳️ bit.ly/VotePhish ⬅️

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLANKA

We’ve become used to right wingers throwing tantrums every time black people are on tv in something everyone is watching (the olympics, superbowl, ect) but it’s actually fucking weird and we shouldn’t act like that’s a normal reaction

a diarrhea medication called “peace of ass”

WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY

joey's funk guitar during set is the shit i live for open.spotify.com/track/5mIo2n...

EVERY SOUL in this thrift store is vibing Prince - 1999 right now

NOW: More than 98% of #Costco shareholders have just rejected an anti-DEI measure The attempt to force Costco to audit their #DEI work was by an anti-inclusion lobby group: "The proponent's broader agenda is not reducing risk for the Company but abolition of diversity initiatives." - Costco Board

just watched my company complete execution on a months-long coup to chase out the greatest boss and mentor i've ever had. very cool, very functional job i got over here!

four years of fascism coming tomorrow but one thing they can’t take away from us is the joy of pissing

Did the #Lions just do a coffin flop celebration?? #itysl

would it be "chicken littles" or "chickens little?" trying to slander my end users

fascinated by a rhetorical strategy i see all the time now, which is making up an extreme edge case to argue against doing anything for the public good, and doing this from the putative left.

it is so important to remember that IN THE MOMENT there was no one who thought jan. 6 was some innocent protest gone awry. everyone recognized it for what it was.

Breaking: You Forget Yourself, Viscount! theonion.com/breaking-you...

just got my 2025 bingo card in the mail and there's some really scary stuff on it

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

I wear relaxed fit jeans despite being visibly uncomfortable