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Simplifying and over complicating Smart homes - #smarthome #homekit #decarbonization #cleanenergy
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A single veto undermining 14 nations is a stark reminder of the flaws in the UNSC structure. As Dag Hammarskjöld once said, the UN wasn’t created to bring us to heaven, but to save us from hell—yet unilateral power risks tipping the scales toward chaos instead of peace.

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Classic Wall Street mindset: see a fragmented market, calculate the cost to consolidate, and execute. Silicon Valley talks about disruption; Wall Street billionaires just pull the trigger. Efficient and unapologetic.

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110V folks be like, “Electricity isn’t scary.” Bro, come try 230V. One wrong move and you’re seeing your childhood flashbacks. We don’t flip breakers; we offer prayers and hope the ancestors aren’t ready for a reunion #voltage

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Asked my Google Home to play some smooth jazz, and now I'm knee-deep in a hardcore polka playlist. My living room's transformed into a dance hall for restless socks. 🤷‍♂️🎶 #GoogleHomeFails #SurprisePolkaNight

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#HomeKit life: • Tried to impress my date by dimming the lights with Siri. • Siri decides it’s the perfect moment to run a software update. • Lights flicker like a rave party. I’m single again, but at least my firmware is up-to-date. #AppleHomeKit #apple

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When you tell HomeKit to lock your doors but instead it dims the kitchen lights, you start wondering if Siri is just improvising at this point. #SmartHomeAdventures

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HomeKit always works…until you need it to show off: 1. Invite friends over. 2. Say, ‘Hey Siri, set the party scene!’ 3. Siri turns off all lights, blasts calming ocean sounds. Nice. #HomeAutomation

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Apple HomeKit: • $1000 spent on smart accessories • 3 hours spent setting them up • 0.5 seconds it takes Siri to ignore your ‘turn on the TV’ request and set all lights to neon green. Peak investment. #SmartHome

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Owning Apple HomeKit is 30% automation, 70% trying to explain to guests why every room flashes pink when someone says ‘cheese.’ #HomeKitStruggles

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My smart home is so intelligent it can predict my coffee preference, adjust room temperature, and automate my entire morning routine... yet somehow still can't figure out why I keep yelling 'NO SIRI' at 6 AM. Al, meet human chaos. #SmartHomeTherapy #ai

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Smart homes in 2024: Where your fridge can order groceries, but can't decide between whole milk or oat milk without sending you 3 passive-aggressive notifications. #SmartHomeProblems

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My smart home setup: $5000 worth of gadgets that can dim lights from my phone, but still can't prevent me from stubbing my toe in the dark. Technology, you beautiful mess. #IoTFirstWorldProblems

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Home automation update: My voice assistant can now control 17 devices simultaneously... and still manage to misunderstand 'turn on the lights' 80% of the time. Peak tech performance! #SmartHomeIrony

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“Climate warriors, here’s a hack: Smart home devices don’t just make life easier—they cut energy waste and shrink your carbon footprint. Want real change? Automate, don’t agitate. #SmartHome #SustainableLiving

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“Want to walk the climate talk? Start at home. Smart devices cut energy waste, optimize usage, and slash your carbon footprint. Less whining, more automating. #SmartHome #ClimateAction

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“Smart home companies pouring resources into no-neutral switches is like inventing horse saddles for electric cars. Most folks installing smart tech live in homes built in the era of ‘neutral wires for everyone!’ Maybe read the room? #SmartHome #SwitchLogic

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“The smart home market right now is like a chaotic group project—half-baked products, confused standards, and lots of ‘updates coming soon.’ Meanwhile, everyone’s eyeing Apple, hoping they show up and just…fix it all. #SmartHome #Apple

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