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(To a man) baby up

(to a baby) man up

dan bongino wondering why he's being shown some stupid boring nerd office

Let's rekindle the, uh, whatever

see the moon 🌙

which way you going bossman

Just a plain hotdog please. None of that mustard ketchup relish chilli cheese venti peppermint oatmilk Frappuccino bullshit

donkey kong III outlaw kong

did you know you can give yourself arrhythmia by sitting around beating your chest all day? try it

From B 👂 😂

the sound AND the fury? in this ecinomy??

dont think those thursday thoughts

hello and welcome to an all new episode of jay lenos garage. i was raised in an abusive household which instilled in me all the wrong instincts to have to chase and earn my love and affection rather than simply receiving it on the merits of who i am or what's inside. So here we have a 1964 GTO

(approaching a cop from behind) do you have anything on you thats gonna poke me, stick me or hurt me

Neuromancer (1988) | RPG | PC platforms | Interplay Hacking in 2058 took place in cyberspace, an electric hallucination where the smart use of software like Concrete would crack ICE protected data. And sometimes, that intrusive curiosity may find a leashed AI waiting for cowboys like you...

i like standing in line at the corner store while the person ahead of me uses the place as his personal casino .. this guy really wants to play the numbers! he also wants 50 cents off

(Daily affirmations) I would be an asset to any military. I would provide tactical and strategic value to any fighting force

Entering The Forgotten Wilds 🌳 Loading... ███████▒▒▒ ⚔️ If you pleasure a pursuing hunter or beast to completion, they will lose interest in you for the remainder of that day

In Ol' Likelihood

id rather be a matchstick than a lighter. id like to see the world go up and burn

Thankfully, an EMP attack over New York City has disabled internet access

who among us would not enjoy a dog and pony show

have you prepared your family? for the arrival of ios update 18.5, slated for automatic installation tonight?

Good morning Bluesky!

*am hugely successful at something that pays well* my grandpa: well son maybe somwthingll come of it someday

some comedians get no respect at all, from anybody, despite years of success in the business. for instance, even rodney dangerfields bartender did not respect him: when the comic said "surprise me" — the barkeep proceeded to show him naked pictures of mrs. dangerfield

one loves housd and one loves disco. ones got soul and the others got no place else to go

minder to download oddville. ben stiller show. remote control?